The most random thread ever!!!

[LT Sandpaw]

Bob sounds like a rather passive cat.

[Feles]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
Behold the power of the mantis shrimp!

[Søren]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
Behold the power of the mantis shrimp!

ONETWOTHREE DEATH!
I love the Oatmeal.

[Feles]

Ech...
Ignore this.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I love Genghis Khan.

[The Skarzs]

He doesn't love you back. But that's because he's dead.
But even if he weren't, I don't think he would love you back.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

He doesn't love you back. But that's because he's dead.
But even if he wasn't, I don't think he would love you back.

i didn't mean love that you oversized pebble

[Jukka the Sling]

I have three great fears in life: plane crashes, tornadoes, and accidentally ending up in the wrong movie theater.

[Maudie]

I've always just wanted to go to the theater in the morning, buy a ticket to one movie, and then stay all day watching as many movies as I could.

[Grond]

I have three great fears in life: plane crashes, tornadoes, and accidentally ending up in the wrong movie theater.

Seriously? Accidently ending up in the wrong movie theater is one of your greatest fears? Since its written text on the internet its hard to tell if a person is serious or joking sometimes, but if you are serious why ?  I get the other 2 as both of those events could cause serious injury or be fatal even...

I've had that happen once or twice before- the theatre closest to me is a Cineplex Odeon which is huge it has like 18 different rooms ad movies playing in them at any given time. All I did is exit the wrong hall and go to the correct one. You might end up missing the start of the movie but that's about it...

@Maudie,
That's not to difficult to do depending on the layout of your theatre. For the one I descried above there is only someone checking tickets at the front main entrance to the area where the different movie rooms/halls are. There isn't anyone standing at the entrance of each hall...

[Jukka the Sling]

Well, I was exaggerating about the movie theater.   It does mildly concern me, though, especially during the previews when there's no definite hint of what the movie actually is. XD

On the other hand, I'm legitimately scared of plane crashes and tornadoes.  As anyone should be.   When we were in Oklahoma/down South back in 2015, I kept looking for funnels every time there were lowering storm clouds.

[Søren]

I'm in a perennial tornado zone. There's literally a nickname, Tornado Alley.
And my movie theater has signs as to what movie is playing in that room

[Ashleg]

Why not to go vegan: http://www.everydayhealth.com/diet-nutrition/fruits-and-vegetables-are-alive-even-after-harvest-4978.aspx

[Jukka the Sling]

I'm in a perennial tornado zone. There's literally a nickname, Tornado Alley.
And my movie theater has signs as to what movie is playing in that room

Eek.

And the movie theater we saw Rogue One at (not our usual theater) also had signs, but I was still mildly concerned for no reason.

[Cornflower MM]

When we were in Oklahoma/down South back in 2015, I kept looking for funnels every time there were lowering storm clouds.

. . . . *Facepalm*