The most random thread ever!!!

[Ungatt Trunn]

I'm alive.

UNGATT! YOU'RE BACK!!

The Forum really does seem to be back; we have most everyone from when I first joined as well as those who have come aboard along the way. Really glad you are back man.

I'm glad to be back. And I'm glad to hear that other forum old timers have been returning as well!

Welcome back, Ungatt!!!

Hey, nice to see you Ungatt!

Ungatt Trunngatt!! Where have you beengatt?

Nice to see you guys too! Around the time that I left the forums I was being pulled away by school, and I was starting to lose interest in Redwall... eventually that interest disappeared almost completely. Thennnn I got depression  I started reading Redwall again as a step to try and fight it - and I found myself in love with it all again. I then remembered about the good 'ole Redwall Abbey forum. Unfortunately this was around the time when the forum went down for a while. Then recently I checked into it again, one thing led to another, and now I'm here 

Good to see you again, Ungatt! Still play Town of Salem?

I still dabble in it from time to time, though now I've taken in interest in more fast-paced competitive games like Overwatch.

Anyways, thanks for all the warm welcomes! I actually didn't expect that many people to remember me... but I guess at least some of you guys do 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'm alive.

Welcome back.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Welcome back Ungatt. 

[Cornflower MM]

YAY UNGATT HI! *Tacklehugs* I'm Cornflower MM, to avoid confusion. Great to see you!

[Jetthebinturong]

Actual conversation between me and my brother (over Facebook)

Him Me

*Sends a link "Is Russia Weaponizing the Giant Squid?*
That is an excellent question
hms cthulu
imagine a naval battle between subs and squid
It would be hilarious, but realistically the squid would be obliterated
nuclear calamari
Then again, subs are slow and not very manoeuvrable whereas squid are naturally adapted to swift movement in water
So if they could be equipped with weapons, they could feasibly win
Depends what type of weapons
What about an armour piercing battering ram bean thing
That would be ideal, but they might not move with enough speed to properly use a battering ram
Motorised and weaponised
That would work
And trained somehow...
Mind controlled
Undetectable by radar
Or they could be taught by putting some sort of food inside test submarines. Like how you train a lab rat with positive reinforcement
Sonar*
How the [heck] do you expect to train a 30 foot squid with positive reinforcement
Keep it in a tank with no food
A tank!?
Well
What tank is that big
A lough or something
Nah I reckon it's gotta be free range
Yeah or a reservoir maybe
They're sea creatures though
True
Deep sea
The Loch Ness monster actually turns out to be a secret Russian experiment
Yeah, fair enough. I guess mind control is the only option
Hahaha
Much more realistic
Unless you could somehow use selective breeding and accelerated natural selection to create freshwater giant squid
To terrorise the rivers and canals of the west
But that poses the problem that they're no longer saltwater animals and thus can't take on subs
It's quite the conundrum
Indeed
"Captain, we're getting some strange readings"
"Step aside lieutenant, I'll take a look"
5 minutes later
"Mayday mayday, squid inbound, port side 25 knots"
Control: "u [frikin'] joker ? "
And the crew of hms endeavour were never seen again

[Maudie]

What. xD

[Cornflower MM]

O.O

[Søren]

I like your brother.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I remember a wise man once told me, "EEEEEEECHHHHH!!!"

[Russa Nodrey]

Such wisdom.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Yes, that wise man knew much about everything, from the fish of the air to the birds of the sea.

[Russa Nodrey]

Wow. What else did he tell you?

[Ungatt Trunn]

He told me how the world use to be all in black-and-white, but then the hippies brought the world color in the 1960s. That's why all old films and pictures are in black and white. He know so much about that stuff!

[Groddil]

@Jet the binturong:

Here you go.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

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