The most random thread ever!!!

[Lord Daskar]

Never trust a smiling pirate!!!

I'm not smiling.

[Maudie]

If you say, "No I hate you you creep, get out of my life" I doubt she'll have bother you again. The Daskarian Imperium is not responsible for any side effects. Side effects include but are not limited to, hatred, quiting violin lessons, and even death.

We don't want your advice here, Daskar.

[Søren]

If you really don't want her to think like that, you should end the lessons. I guess.

[James Gryphon]

Spoiler

[Today at 03:20:53 pm] James Gryphon: HEY!
[Today at 03:20:56 pm] James Gryphon: Guess what!
[Today at 03:21:12 pm] Lord Daskar: What?
[Today at 03:21:41 pm] James Gryphon: That's right!
[Today at 03:22:05 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:22:07 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, I've got some exciting news.
[Today at 03:22:32 pm] Lord Daskar: You're stepping down as admin.
[Today at 03:22:41 pm] Lord Daskar: And promoting me.
[Today at 03:22:48 pm] James Gryphon: No. But it is about the forum.
[Today at 03:22:55 pm] James Gryphon: Do you want to hear it?
[Today at 03:23:08 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:23:19 pm] James Gryphon: Are you sure?
[Today at 03:23:20 pm] Groddil: yes
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] Lord Daskar: Certain.
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] James Gryphon: I'm not sure that you're sure. What if I told you the news and you weren't ready for it?
[Today at 03:23:42 pm] James Gryphon: Terrible things could happen.
[Today at 03:23:50 pm] Lord Daskar: I'm ready.
[Today at 03:24:02 pm] James Gryphon: I just don't know. What if you died from the shock?
[Today at 03:24:13 pm] James Gryphon: Then we'd never hear from you again. And we wouldn't even know what happened to you.
[Today at 03:24:17 pm] Groddil: Do it
[Today at 03:24:28 pm] Lord Daskar: I wont.
[Today at 03:24:29 pm] James Gryphon: I have to be absolutely, totally sure that you really are prepared to hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:02 pm] Lord Daskar: How can I prove it?
[Today at 03:25:26 pm] James Gryphon: Well, are you sitting down on something solid?
[Today at 03:25:35 pm] James Gryphon: Like one of those big armchairs, the ones that you can fall down into.
[Today at 03:25:49 pm] James Gryphon: Because there's a definite risk of that happening when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:56 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:25:58 pm] James Gryphon: So I want to save you the trouble.
[Today at 03:26:34 pm] James Gryphon: So you are sitting down? On something that won't fall or give way?
[Today at 03:26:51 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:26:57 pm] James Gryphon: Can you tilt it back? Because this news is so shocking and exciting that you might accidentally knock your chair back when you hear it.
[Today at 03:27:04 pm] Groddil: YES!
[Today at 03:27:09 pm] James Gryphon: And I don't want that to happen.
[Today at 03:27:14 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes i can.
[Today at 03:27:30 pm] Lord Daskar: *I
[Today at 03:27:46 pm] James Gryphon: That's no good. Maybe you should sit down on the floor. It would make you safer, so you won't fall when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:27:52 pm] Groddil: Tell is!
[Today at 03:28:11 pm] James Gryphon: I would recommend that you ask a friend to read it, but they might be so surprised that they'd faint too.
[Today at 03:28:27 pm] Groddil: HURRY UP!!!
[Today at 03:28:41 pm] James Gryphon: Are you absolutely, completely sure you're ready? Search the depths of your soul.
[Today at 03:28:50 pm] Lord Daskar: There.
[Today at 03:28:51 pm] Lord Daskar: I'll fix it.
[Today at 03:29:01 pm] James Gryphon: If you're not really, completely prepared for this, it could hurt you.
[Today at 03:29:10 pm] Lord Daskar: My soul is searched.
[Today at 03:29:16 pm] Groddil: Tell...US!
[Today at 03:29:17 pm] Lord Daskar: I am ready.
[Today at 03:29:24 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. I'm ready to tell you the news.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:30:00 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. Here is the news. The next thing I send will be the shocking news about the forum.
[Today at 03:30:01 pm] Groddil: YES!

The News

[Today at 03:30:15 pm] James Gryphon: It's still down.

[close]

[close]

[Tam and Martin]

If you really don't want her to think like that, you should end the lessons. I guess.

Several prolems with that. I am 15 years old and was hired for a professional teaching Job at a music store. If I get rid of the student, I don't get any money from her, and I have a good chance of getting fired because, of my age, the owner informed me that if I couldn't handle this real job, then I couldn't teach. The owner also really does like this student so . . . Can't do that.

@James OMG!!!!

[James Gryphon]

I know, right!?!

* James Gryphon is shocked

[Russa Nodrey]

I have a sore toe.

[Tam and Martin]

I have a sore throat.

[Lady Amber]

Spoiler

[Today at 03:20:53 pm] James Gryphon: HEY!
[Today at 03:20:56 pm] James Gryphon: Guess what!
[Today at 03:21:12 pm] Lord Daskar: What?
[Today at 03:21:41 pm] James Gryphon: That's right!
[Today at 03:22:05 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:22:07 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, I've got some exciting news.
[Today at 03:22:32 pm] Lord Daskar: You're stepping down as admin.
[Today at 03:22:41 pm] Lord Daskar: And promoting me.
[Today at 03:22:48 pm] James Gryphon: No. But it is about the forum.
[Today at 03:22:55 pm] James Gryphon: Do you want to hear it?
[Today at 03:23:08 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:23:19 pm] James Gryphon: Are you sure?
[Today at 03:23:20 pm] Groddil: yes
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] Lord Daskar: Certain.
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] James Gryphon: I'm not sure that you're sure. What if I told you the news and you weren't ready for it?
[Today at 03:23:42 pm] James Gryphon: Terrible things could happen.
[Today at 03:23:50 pm] Lord Daskar: I'm ready.
[Today at 03:24:02 pm] James Gryphon: I just don't know. What if you died from the shock?
[Today at 03:24:13 pm] James Gryphon: Then we'd never hear from you again. And we wouldn't even know what happened to you.
[Today at 03:24:17 pm] Groddil: Do it
[Today at 03:24:28 pm] Lord Daskar: I wont.
[Today at 03:24:29 pm] James Gryphon: I have to be absolutely, totally sure that you really are prepared to hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:02 pm] Lord Daskar: How can I prove it?
[Today at 03:25:26 pm] James Gryphon: Well, are you sitting down on something solid?
[Today at 03:25:35 pm] James Gryphon: Like one of those big armchairs, the ones that you can fall down into.
[Today at 03:25:49 pm] James Gryphon: Because there's a definite risk of that happening when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:56 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:25:58 pm] James Gryphon: So I want to save you the trouble.
[Today at 03:26:34 pm] James Gryphon: So you are sitting down? On something that won't fall or give way?
[Today at 03:26:51 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:26:57 pm] James Gryphon: Can you tilt it back? Because this news is so shocking and exciting that you might accidentally knock your chair back when you hear it.
[Today at 03:27:04 pm] Groddil: YES!
[Today at 03:27:09 pm] James Gryphon: And I don't want that to happen.
[Today at 03:27:14 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes i can.
[Today at 03:27:30 pm] Lord Daskar: *I
[Today at 03:27:46 pm] James Gryphon: That's no good. Maybe you should sit down on the floor. It would make you safer, so you won't fall when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:27:52 pm] Groddil: Tell is!
[Today at 03:28:11 pm] James Gryphon: I would recommend that you ask a friend to read it, but they might be so surprised that they'd faint too.
[Today at 03:28:27 pm] Groddil: HURRY UP!!!
[Today at 03:28:41 pm] James Gryphon: Are you absolutely, completely sure you're ready? Search the depths of your soul.
[Today at 03:28:50 pm] Lord Daskar: There.
[Today at 03:28:51 pm] Lord Daskar: I'll fix it.
[Today at 03:29:01 pm] James Gryphon: If you're not really, completely prepared for this, it could hurt you.
[Today at 03:29:10 pm] Lord Daskar: My soul is searched.
[Today at 03:29:16 pm] Groddil: Tell...US!
[Today at 03:29:17 pm] Lord Daskar: I am ready.
[Today at 03:29:24 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. I'm ready to tell you the news.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:30:00 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. Here is the news. The next thing I send will be the shocking news about the forum.
[Today at 03:30:01 pm] Groddil: YES!

The News

[Today at 03:30:15 pm] James Gryphon: It's still down.

[close]

[close]

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I did not know this! Why did you never tell me?! That is shocking information! Thank you so much!

[Maudie]

Hey do you do this, James?

[James Gryphon]

I'm trying to keep y'all informed.

[Cornflower MM]

Spoiler

[Today at 03:20:53 pm] James Gryphon: HEY!
[Today at 03:20:56 pm] James Gryphon: Guess what!
[Today at 03:21:12 pm] Lord Daskar: What?
[Today at 03:21:41 pm] James Gryphon: That's right!
[Today at 03:22:05 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:22:07 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, I've got some exciting news.
[Today at 03:22:32 pm] Lord Daskar: You're stepping down as admin.
[Today at 03:22:41 pm] Lord Daskar: And promoting me.
[Today at 03:22:48 pm] James Gryphon: No. But it is about the forum.
[Today at 03:22:55 pm] James Gryphon: Do you want to hear it?
[Today at 03:23:08 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:23:19 pm] James Gryphon: Are you sure?
[Today at 03:23:20 pm] Groddil: yes
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] Lord Daskar: Certain.
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] James Gryphon: I'm not sure that you're sure. What if I told you the news and you weren't ready for it?
[Today at 03:23:42 pm] James Gryphon: Terrible things could happen.
[Today at 03:23:50 pm] Lord Daskar: I'm ready.
[Today at 03:24:02 pm] James Gryphon: I just don't know. What if you died from the shock?
[Today at 03:24:13 pm] James Gryphon: Then we'd never hear from you again. And we wouldn't even know what happened to you.
[Today at 03:24:17 pm] Groddil: Do it
[Today at 03:24:28 pm] Lord Daskar: I wont.
[Today at 03:24:29 pm] James Gryphon: I have to be absolutely, totally sure that you really are prepared to hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:02 pm] Lord Daskar: How can I prove it?
[Today at 03:25:26 pm] James Gryphon: Well, are you sitting down on something solid?
[Today at 03:25:35 pm] James Gryphon: Like one of those big armchairs, the ones that you can fall down into.
[Today at 03:25:49 pm] James Gryphon: Because there's a definite risk of that happening when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:56 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:25:58 pm] James Gryphon: So I want to save you the trouble.
[Today at 03:26:34 pm] James Gryphon: So you are sitting down? On something that won't fall or give way?
[Today at 03:26:51 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:26:57 pm] James Gryphon: Can you tilt it back? Because this news is so shocking and exciting that you might accidentally knock your chair back when you hear it.
[Today at 03:27:04 pm] Groddil: YES!
[Today at 03:27:09 pm] James Gryphon: And I don't want that to happen.
[Today at 03:27:14 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes i can.
[Today at 03:27:30 pm] Lord Daskar: *I
[Today at 03:27:46 pm] James Gryphon: That's no good. Maybe you should sit down on the floor. It would make you safer, so you won't fall when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:27:52 pm] Groddil: Tell is!
[Today at 03:28:11 pm] James Gryphon: I would recommend that you ask a friend to read it, but they might be so surprised that they'd faint too.
[Today at 03:28:27 pm] Groddil: HURRY UP!!!
[Today at 03:28:41 pm] James Gryphon: Are you absolutely, completely sure you're ready? Search the depths of your soul.
[Today at 03:28:50 pm] Lord Daskar: There.
[Today at 03:28:51 pm] Lord Daskar: I'll fix it.
[Today at 03:29:01 pm] James Gryphon: If you're not really, completely prepared for this, it could hurt you.
[Today at 03:29:10 pm] Lord Daskar: My soul is searched.
[Today at 03:29:16 pm] Groddil: Tell...US!
[Today at 03:29:17 pm] Lord Daskar: I am ready.
[Today at 03:29:24 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. I'm ready to tell you the news.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:30:00 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. Here is the news. The next thing I send will be the shocking news about the forum.
[Today at 03:30:01 pm] Groddil: YES!

The News

[Today at 03:30:15 pm] James Gryphon: It's still down.

[close]

[close]

.. . . . . That was evil. Me likey.

[Søren]

If you really don't want her to think like that, you should end the lessons. I guess.

Several prolems with that. I am 15 years old and was hired for a professional teaching Job at a music store. If I get rid of the student, I don't get any money from her, and I have a good chance of getting fired because, of my age, the owner informed me that if I couldn't handle this real job, then I couldn't teach. The owner also really does like this student so . . . Can't do that.

Wow. That's tight. Maybe if you told her you've got your mind on someone else (a hypothetical girlfriend when you're 25?)
I literally have no idea.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Spoiler

[Today at 03:20:53 pm] James Gryphon: HEY!
[Today at 03:20:56 pm] James Gryphon: Guess what!
[Today at 03:21:12 pm] Lord Daskar: What?
[Today at 03:21:41 pm] James Gryphon: That's right!
[Today at 03:22:05 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:22:07 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, I've got some exciting news.
[Today at 03:22:32 pm] Lord Daskar: You're stepping down as admin.
[Today at 03:22:41 pm] Lord Daskar: And promoting me.
[Today at 03:22:48 pm] James Gryphon: No. But it is about the forum.
[Today at 03:22:55 pm] James Gryphon: Do you want to hear it?
[Today at 03:23:08 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:23:19 pm] James Gryphon: Are you sure?
[Today at 03:23:20 pm] Groddil: yes
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] Lord Daskar: Certain.
[Today at 03:23:34 pm] James Gryphon: I'm not sure that you're sure. What if I told you the news and you weren't ready for it?
[Today at 03:23:42 pm] James Gryphon: Terrible things could happen.
[Today at 03:23:50 pm] Lord Daskar: I'm ready.
[Today at 03:24:02 pm] James Gryphon: I just don't know. What if you died from the shock?
[Today at 03:24:13 pm] James Gryphon: Then we'd never hear from you again. And we wouldn't even know what happened to you.
[Today at 03:24:17 pm] Groddil: Do it
[Today at 03:24:28 pm] Lord Daskar: I wont.
[Today at 03:24:29 pm] James Gryphon: I have to be absolutely, totally sure that you really are prepared to hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:02 pm] Lord Daskar: How can I prove it?
[Today at 03:25:26 pm] James Gryphon: Well, are you sitting down on something solid?
[Today at 03:25:35 pm] James Gryphon: Like one of those big armchairs, the ones that you can fall down into.
[Today at 03:25:49 pm] James Gryphon: Because there's a definite risk of that happening when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:25:56 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:25:58 pm] James Gryphon: So I want to save you the trouble.
[Today at 03:26:34 pm] James Gryphon: So you are sitting down? On something that won't fall or give way?
[Today at 03:26:51 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:26:57 pm] James Gryphon: Can you tilt it back? Because this news is so shocking and exciting that you might accidentally knock your chair back when you hear it.
[Today at 03:27:04 pm] Groddil: YES!
[Today at 03:27:09 pm] James Gryphon: And I don't want that to happen.
[Today at 03:27:14 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes i can.
[Today at 03:27:30 pm] Lord Daskar: *I
[Today at 03:27:46 pm] James Gryphon: That's no good. Maybe you should sit down on the floor. It would make you safer, so you won't fall when you hear this news.
[Today at 03:27:52 pm] Groddil: Tell is!
[Today at 03:28:11 pm] James Gryphon: I would recommend that you ask a friend to read it, but they might be so surprised that they'd faint too.
[Today at 03:28:27 pm] Groddil: HURRY UP!!!
[Today at 03:28:41 pm] James Gryphon: Are you absolutely, completely sure you're ready? Search the depths of your soul.
[Today at 03:28:50 pm] Lord Daskar: There.
[Today at 03:28:51 pm] Lord Daskar: I'll fix it.
[Today at 03:29:01 pm] James Gryphon: If you're not really, completely prepared for this, it could hurt you.
[Today at 03:29:10 pm] Lord Daskar: My soul is searched.
[Today at 03:29:16 pm] Groddil: Tell...US!
[Today at 03:29:17 pm] Lord Daskar: I am ready.
[Today at 03:29:24 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. I'm ready to tell you the news.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:34 pm] James Gryphon: If you're SURE that you're ready, I can tell you.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:43 pm] James Gryphon: So long as you're sure.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:44 pm] Lord Daskar: Yes.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] Lord Daskar: Go.
[Today at 03:30:00 pm] James Gryphon: Okay. Here is the news. The next thing I send will be the shocking news about the forum.
[Today at 03:30:01 pm] Groddil: YES!

The News

[Today at 03:30:15 pm] James Gryphon: It's still down.

[close]

[close]

I want to stab you and congratulate you at the same time.

[Maudie]

Or Tam could just tell the woman that he doesn't want to date just yet and he's got a lot of things to do.