The most random thread ever!!!

[The Skarzs]

>_>

You know Skarzs, sometimes you really remind me of my brother. Especially when you do that little "Heh" that's like "Funny. NOT."

Actually, I thought it was funny, so I thought I would reply in the appropriate fashion.

[Cornflower MM]

>_>

There's this thing, called song lyrics? Yeah.

[The Skarzs]

I'm aware. That doesn't make the lyrics any less >_>-able.

[Lady Amber]

The lyrics were strange. Why was it talking about destroying angels?

[Leatho Shellhound]

Kinda Funny Story:

So my brother was on a double date and they got talking about Batman. My brother said that Batman is the only movie he's seen Christian Bale in besides Little Women and his friend agreed with him. My brother and his friend are both 18 year old guys, kay? Then both of their dates (similarly aged girls) said they'd never heard of Little Women. Now, my brother has an excuse for having seen Little Women, since he has five sisters. His friend on the other hand, who has only one sister and she isn't really the type to watch Little Women, has no excuse.

Funny, no? Eheheheheh.

Not my favorite but of course I've seen LW, have those girls never watched Christmas specials!?

[LT Sandpaw]

Random Idea!

Okay so imagine this, James Bond vs Jason Bourne.




Here's the scenario, Jason Bourne has hidden himself in the UK while searching for answers from his past life, while there he enters a highly secure building and alerts the British Secret Service that someone highly skilled, and dangerous (Due to the unconscious bodies of two BSS agents) is currently in the UK. Agent 007 is assigned to hunt this mystery man (Jason Bourne) down and if necessary, eliminate him as a potential threat.

The two square off in the ultimate game of cat and mouse with Bourne easily hiding and evading while Bond relentlessly hunts him down.

Who wins?

"Get some sleep Pam, you look tired." -Jason Bourne

"Some men are coming to kill us, we're going to kill them first." -James Bond

[The Skarzs]

Don't know.

[LT Sandpaw]

Love the insight. 

[The Skarzs]

My pleasure.

[Hickory]

Well it depends. Let's go with Daniel Craig Bond. Remember that this iteration of Bond has quite a few resources at his disposal.

-Spy car with lots of gadgets
-Tailored suits
-Tech support at MI6: Q
-LOTS OF SILENCED PISTOLS
-He can do whatever he wants as long as collateral damage is minimal

Generally, Bond has lots of help, while Bourne is on his own. Now, I'm not saying that Jason is totally defenseless, we've seen that he's totally capable of handling himself and outsmarting various enemies easily. However I think that Bond would be able to use the above resources, as well as his well placed contact to track down Bourne and find him. In combat they would probably be even matched, with Bourne having a slight experience advantage. However Bond has lots of weapons he can use, mostly his signature silenced Beretta. Aside from the individual weapons differences the point stands that Bond can probably take an assault rifle from an MI6 safehouse and just gun down Bourne when he has a chance. Bond is also more aggressive in nature and would take point in finding and killing/capturing Bourne.

So in summary Bond has an inherent advantage in his resources and method while Bourne can evade and take down Bond in hand to hand combat. I think Bond would win eventually, but we'll never really know.

[LT Sandpaw]

Those are some good points Sage. But Bourne has proven himself very adept at evading the entire US government on his own, with relative ease, while snooping around right under their nose. Extensive resources will only take Bond so far.

[Skyblade]

  To open up those tough-to-open glass bottles of Coca Cola.

  Random:  If anyone here has a half hour to spare and wants to cringe so hard they start crying, watch this beautiful short film:

  I'm not even kidding; I was clenching my teeth, laughing, and crying all at the same time while watching it.  It's... it's an experience.

I made it to five minutes. Stopped when all the kids brought out their kazoos and played together. Musicians they are not.

Thanks for sharing, anyway; it's pretty funny

[Cornflower MM]

[Maudie]

What kind of chicken is that?

[LT Sandpaw]

It would appear to be a Road Island Red, if I'm not mistaken.