The most random thread ever!!!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Man, only I get married to someone named after a flower, gets shipped with someone who just changed their name to a flower, then am now making it look like I am attracted to a plant. They should call me PoP, Prince of Plantthievery.

[Søren]

[Delthion]

Man, only I get married to someone named after a flower, gets shipped with someone who just changed their name to a flower, then am now making it look like I am attracted to a plant. They should call me PoP, Prince of Plantthievery.

That's going in the funny post collection!

[Cornflower MM]

Man, only I get married to someone named after a flower, gets shipped with someone who just changed their name to a flower, then am now making it look like I am attracted to a plant. They should call me PoP, Prince of Plantthievery.

Gonff sweetie, there is a such thing as a cornflower. All I did was take off the MM and changed the flower species.

[Jetthebinturong]

D'you think Benedict Cumberbatch's friends and colleagues call him Ben?

[Cornflower MM]

I dunno. 'Benedict' is a bit of as mouthful, so maybe?

[Søren]

SOMEONE STOLE MY TROLLI CANDY.
I NEED IT BACK FOR EMOTIONAL REASONS.

[Cornflower MM]

Your wot?

[Søren]

[Lady Amber]

Someone stole it?

[Jetthebinturong]

I think the image format in Brocktress' art thread and Ash's minis crashes my browser.

[Cornflower MM]

*Arches eyebrow* Okay, Akinator, you think you know who I'm thinking of but the person isn't for children? Someone should go tell Gerard Way that he's not for children, then.

EDIT: Ugh, I just took a 'who's your Southern alter ego' quiz and got, of all people, Scarlett O'Hara. I can't stand Scarlett.

If you can't tell I'm slightly bored today.

[Jetthebinturong]

Put your age at a hundred, then no one will ever be "inappropriate."

[Cornflower MM]

Hmm. There's a thought. But at least I can guess Dan now. Last year I couldn't.

[Banya]

Ugh, I just took a 'who's your Southern alter ego' quiz and got, of all people, Scarlett O'Hara. I can't stand Scarlett.

I love Scarlett O'Hara. She's the strongest female protagonist I've ever discovered in literature. Elizabeth from Pride and Prejudice and Janie from Their Eyes Were Watching God are the runner-ups.