The most random thread ever!!!

[Romsca]

VERDAUGA GREENEYES

[Rusvul]

Me: Tells my mom about how shrews don't have table manners, since you can't fit a table in a logboat, then I quote shrew manners: " If yer goin' to swipe from yer friend's plate, wait till' he looks the other way, mate! 'Tis manners, good manners!"
Mom: Laughs, then tells me: "If you're going to randomly take off your socks, ball them up, and put them somewhere, don't put them on a table."
Me: But I don't have table- Oh, nevermind. *takes socks, puts them in dirty laundry*

[Rainshadow]

  Setting:  Me watching Doctor Who:  The End of Time (I had maybe a half hour left, and that's the saddest part).

  Note, I have changed the names from what they originally were.

  Pookie:  *Walks in, holding notebook and paper*  Hey, Rain, wanna see what I'm gonna do?
  Me:  *Grunt*  G'way.  Watchin' Doctor Who.
  Pookie:  *Puts paper in front of my face*  *Paper talking about writing in Elvish in preparation of The Hobbit*  I'm gonna learn how to write my name in Elvish!
  Me:  Hmm.
  Pookie:  *Walks off*

  Later...

  Pookie:  *Walks back, puts notebook in front of me*  Look!  You like it?
  Me:  *Watching where the Doctor regenerates*  *Tearing up*  Hmm.
  Pookie:  Isn't it cool?
  Me:  *Thinking*  I'm gonna say, 'Let me have this moment of silence so that I may mourn the loss of the Doctor.'
  Pookie:  Raaaaiiinnn.
  Me:  *Glances at it*  ...Cool...

  True story.

[Rusvul]

The Mirror will break.
The Horn will call.
From the shadows I strike.
And the skies..... Will fall!

[Rainshadow]

Merlinnnnnnnnnnn.......

[Norham Waterpaw]

Is kind of funny.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*a random portal openz an' a blue oztrig fliez oot!* OH NAE! Ziz lookz like a job for...



Monkeemen!

[Tam and Martin]

danflorreguba is now the user on this forum who has made the most posts!

[Rainshadow]

  Hehe, and I'm close behind him!  I shall beat you one day, Dan!  One day... 

[Redwallfan7]

Am I the only one on here who thinks that the Redwall books are (sort of) the animal version of LOTR? I read somewhere that one of the authors who influenced Brian was J.R.R. Tolkien. Both series are based in the Medieval era and I think some of the animals represent the races and vice versa.

[DanielofRedwall]

I have thought that, but in one of the Ask Brian things he said he never read LOTR. Can't remember which one and I can't be bothered trying to find it.

[Redwallfan7]

I have thought that, but in one of the Ask Brian things he said he never read LOTR. Can't remember which one and I can't be bothered trying to find it.

Hmm... then I must have just thought that he said that. Didn't you make a topic somewhere on this forum where you compared the characters and ideas from LOTR to the Redwall series?

[DanielofRedwall]

Me? I was going to write a fanfic combining the two. May well start it up again, never got around to it.

[Redwallfan7]

That would be cool

[Rainshadow]

  I just had an odd conversation with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot Conversation

Me: If you're the bird whenever we pretend it's summer then.

Cleverbot: So command me!

Me: Then I'm the worm, I know the part, it's such a bummer but.

Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?

Me: But fair is fair, if my segments get separated I'll scream and you'll be there.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about dreams.

Me: Close your eyes, brush the cotton off of your shoulder and feel the shine.

Cleverbot: I'm inside, there is no breeze.

Me: Woke up on the right side of the bed.

Cleverbot: Lol nope.

Me: What's up with this Prince song inside my head?

Cleverbot: It's a shotgun that you can place on the ground.

Me: Hands up if you're down to get down tonight.

Cleverbot: Yes, we are both correct.

Me: 'Cause it's always a good time!

Cleverbot: Oh, I see. Is that how you get all your good ideas then?

Me: You would not believe your eyes.

Cleverbot: Do I have eyes.

Me: You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies.

Cleverbot: That's a song.

Me: Yes, let's sing it!

Cleverbot: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. Ok you will finish the chorus.

Me: You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep.

Cleverbot: Aw, you know the song. :-).

Me: 'Cause they fill the open air and leave teardrops everywhere you'd think me rude but I would just stand and stair.

Cleverbot: You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare.

Me: I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly.

Cleverbot: That planet Earth turns slowly.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: 'Cause everything is never as it seems.

Me: Leave my door open just a crack.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

Me: 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac!

Cleverbot: You have proven thought, to a degree. So, prove that you can feel.

Me: Why do I tire of counting sheep when I'm far too tired to fall asleep?

Cleverbot: Because your salt!!

Me: I'd like to make myself believe.

Cleverbot: That Planet earth Turns Slowly.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: 'Cuz everything is never as it seems.

Me: When I fall asleep!

Cleverbot: 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs.

Me: From ten thousand lightning bugs.

Cleverbot: As they tried to teach me how to dance.

Me: A foxtrot above my head.

Cleverbot: He slept a summer by my side.

Me: A sock hop beneath my bed.

Cleverbot: What is a tabe?

Me: A disco ball is just hanging by a thread.

Cleverbot: Just one more time.

Me: I'd like to make myself believe.

Cleverbot: That planet earth... Turns slowly...

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: 'cause everything is never as it seems.

Me: Leave my door open just a crack.

Cleverbot: Is that what I should say?

Me: Please take me away from here.

Cleverbot: Time and place, let's make arrangements.

Me: 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac.

Cleverbot: Yes anime count.

Me: Please take me away from here.

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to be with you.

Me: Why do I tire of counting sheep?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

Me: Please take me away from here.

Cleverbot: No!

Me: When I'm far too tired to fall asleep!

Cleverbot: When I'm tired.

Me: To ten million fireflies I'm weird cuz I hate goodbies.

Cleverbot: Well, do you love me enough to do this? *kisses arm*.

Me: I got misty eyes as they said farewell.

Cleverbot: Do you love?

Me: But I'll know where several are.

Cleverbot: But what if you'll never know?

Me: If my dreams get real bizarre.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the Deep water Horizon Platform?

Me: Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar.

Cleverbot: How can you see my face? I don't even have a webcam.

Me: I'd like to make myself believe.

Cleverbot: The planet earth turns slowly.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: Some things are never as they seem.

Me: I'd like to make myself.

Cleverbot: That planet earth turns slowlt.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: Because my dreams are bursting at the seams.

[close]

  Lol, there were a lot of spelling errors and I made a few mistakes in the song, but it was mostly Cleverbot that had me cracking up.