The most random thread ever!!!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Speaking of fan-fics, be sure to check out mine, called Zephyr town.

Now, getting back to randomness: Snakes, you get outta' here! This' not your room, this is my room! I don't care who put ya in ere', go on, get outta here, nasty snakes!

~Bill Cosby, and the Chicken Heart

[Redwallfan7]

Anyone a fan of UNO? I love that game 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah vonder vot ze Death Defyin' Beaverz are plannin' right na'.

[Maudie]

Speaking of death defying beavers, I googled "what is a death defying beaver?" and this was the first thing on the list of results! Haha!

http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=379.0

[Rusvul]

O.o I didn't know what the beavers were before, but now- Hold on, someone's knocking at the door. Yes, who is it? YAAAAARGH!!! VERITAS!! VERITAS!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!

[Tam and Martin]

I'm so random I'm posting here!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Well you know what? Ladles. 

[Rusvul]

Creep. (Jk.) Yesterday, I went downroof to get a snack, but I accidentally flew into my octopus, and then a star fell on him. He's okay, but he turned into a dog.  I then ate my way over the banister, and landed on the wall. I walked along it, getting to first the aquarium room. I swum through it, it's obvioiusly the only way into my kitchen. I got a bowl of lightning bolts, flew back uproof, and ate them.

[Rainshadow]

  Huh!  Well, that's kinda boring, compared to what I did yesterday.  Yesterday I went skydiving, only to run into my pal, Bob the fish, as he was swimming to the Isle of Easter.  We both traveled there in his car, a very nice Camaro, I must say.
  When we got to the Isle of Easter, Bob the fish swam through the grass as I followed on a motorbike, trying to keep up with his impossible speed.  We ran into some giant stone heads which, strangely enough, were begging us for gum.  I gave them a stick of gum I'd been carrying in my pocket, and they started singing about how amazing we were, giving them gum and all that.
  We stayed there and had a very nice picnic on the Isle of Easter, consisting of seaweed and gum, as well as some water.  Bob the fish was getting dehydrated.  Next thing I knew, I was saying goodbye to my good friend.  He drove back into the ocean in his bright blue Camaro, leaving me with my motorbike and the gum-chewing heads.
  I flew back home to Mars on my motorbike, seeing as it doubled as a rocket.  When I got there, I told myself that I'd buy a fish and name it Bob.  I'd then get it a tiny blue Camaro and place it in a large tank of water, so that it could drive around in style.  I'd then get it some stone heads to chat with.  He'd have fun in his tank!

[Rusvul]

Huh. Yeah, that's more exciting than my day yesterday. Though, yesterday, I did make a laser plasma turrety thing that shoots exploding lasers.

[Rainshadow]

  Interesting.  Well, yesterday I invented the tricycle.  In 1655.  I sort of shocked the men I had help me.  They've clearly never seen a Martian before!

[Rusvul]

Hmm. I'm sailing right now. Whoa, hang on, gtg, the sails are so full they're rearing...

[Maudie]

Stickatongueout!

[Rusvul]

I'm at a steakhouse for a family gathering, it's a restaurant with like 80% meat. Not really great for me  .

[Norham Waterpaw]

At a myhouse, the food there is great!