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DanielofRedwall

#5146
October 21, 2015, 01:03:29 PM
Happy Marty McFly arrival day everyone. :)
Received mostly negative reviews.

rachel25

#5147
October 21, 2015, 02:09:26 PM
Yay! But I thought that was tomorrow? Never mind.

The Skarzs

#5148
October 21, 2015, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on October 21, 2015, 01:03:29 PM
Happy Marty McFly arrival day everyone. :)
Heh.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#5149
October 21, 2015, 09:30:14 PM
Is that the Back to the Future II guy?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Søren

#5150
October 21, 2015, 10:25:27 PM
He's in all three of the Back to the Futures.


I'm retired from the forum

Vilu Daskar

#5151
October 21, 2015, 10:30:30 PM
Well I've never seen it so I wouldn't know.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Perifaen

#5152
October 21, 2015, 11:08:56 PM
They're fun. You should check them out from the library sometime.
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you :)" I don't know who wrote this but I really like it.

Vilu Daskar

#5153
October 22, 2015, 12:16:19 AM
Maybe.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#5154
October 22, 2015, 12:28:16 AM Last Edit: October 22, 2015, 12:31:53 AM by James Gryphon
"Two of you," said the Viceroy, "are murderers!"

The crowd gasped.

"His Majesty the King was killed with two beasts with bladed weapons. We don't know who it could possibly be, and according to the ancient law we can't search any of you while you're alive, so we're sticking you together in this locked room to figure it out amongst yourselves. You can kill each other, or discern the actual murderers through logic and sound judgment; we really don't care. Whoever's left at the end of two weeks will go free; we'll just assume they must be innocent and call it good."

The guards took the prisoners in the room, and the warden closed and locked the door. There were eight prisoners in all. Cornflower the mouse head cook, still wearing her flour-covered apron. Matthew the otter bellringer. Penelope the foreign cat princess. Darktooth and Grimjaw, two visiting rat corsairs, who just happened to have blood-stained swords shoved into their belts. Dorothy the Badger Infirmary keeper. Samuel the fishershrew. And last but not least, the Squirrel King's youngest son, Dwobble.

Grimjaw looked over at Samuel menacingly. "I say 'e did it! That hook's right-sized for skewin' things on." His friend Darktooth laughed. "'ou oughter know, mate!"

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Just a scrap satirizing Mafia games and the practice of looking for "clues" to figure things out. ;)
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rachel25

#5155
October 22, 2015, 12:30:39 AM
Back to the Future is a class series. It is excellent! They are so well written and acted.
And I'm not sure what just happened.

The Skarzs

#5156
October 22, 2015, 12:36:04 AM
@James: Wat.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

James Gryphon

#5158
October 22, 2015, 01:43:25 AM
If you're happy and you know it, clap your feet!
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LT Sandpaw

#5159
October 22, 2015, 01:50:56 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 22, 2015, 12:28:16 AM
"Two of you," said the Viceroy, "are murderers!"

The crowd gasped.

"His Majesty the King was killed with two beasts with bladed weapons. We don't know who it could possibly be, and according to the ancient law we can't search any of you while you're alive, so we're sticking you together in this locked room to figure it out amongst yourselves. You can kill each other, or discern the actual murderers through logic and sound judgment; we really don't care. Whoever's left at the end of two weeks will go free; we'll just assume they must be innocent and call it good."

The guards took the prisoners in the room, and the warden closed and locked the door. There were eight prisoners in all. Cornflower the mouse head cook, still wearing her flour-covered apron. Matthew the otter bellringer. Penelope the foreign cat princess. Darktooth and Grimjaw, two visiting rat corsairs, who just happened to have blood-stained swords shoved into their belts. Dorothy the Badger Infirmary keeper. Samuel the fishershrew. And last but not least, the Squirrel King's youngest son, Dwobble.

Grimjaw looked over at Samuel menacingly. "I say 'e did it! That hook's right-sized for skewin' things on." His friend Darktooth laughed. "'ou oughter know, mate!"

---

Just a scrap satirizing Mafia games and the practice of looking for "clues" to figure things out. ;)


Hahahahahahahaha omg lol James that was amazing.


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