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Started by Icefire, July 04, 2011, 04:53:18 PM

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Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.


Russa Nodrey

Freddy


Jetthebinturong

Bilbo turning evil is the only thing I ever found scary in the LotR movies.

We're merry men of Skyrim
So sturdy and so stout
When the day is done
And it's time for fun
We'll drink and sing and shout
You weak-livered milk-drinkers
Can let your throats run dry
'Cause there's just one drink
That we will sink
Until the day we die.

DRINKING MEAD IN THE HALLS OF WHITERUN
THE MAIDENS AND THE MEN
WE SWIG OUR BREW UNTIL WE SPEW
THEN WE FILL OUR MUGS AGAIN
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FILTHY SKOOMA
IT MAKES OUR BELLIES BLEED
'CAUSE WHEN WE RAISE OUR FLAGON
TO ANOTHER DEAD DRAGON
THERE IS JUST ONE DRINK WE NEED
NORD MEAD!
NORD MEAD!

Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead 'til you fall down
Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead warrior!

After the long hard days
Of hunting and of war
Our throats are tired and thirsty
And our bodies drenched in gore
But we won't spend our evenings
Feeling tired and feeling spent
We perk right up when we breathe in
That wholesome honey scent

That Cyrodilic brandy
Too fruity for these tongues
You can keep your fancy alto wine
It tastes like hoarker dung!
Balmora Blue seems great to you
But here we like it plain
Just fill my mug
With the mighty jug
Of honey, heart and grain

DRINKING MEAD IN THE HALLS OF WHITERUN
THE MAIDENS AND THE MEN
WE SWIG OUR BREW UNTIL WE SPEW
THEN WE FILL OUR MUGS AGAIN
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FILTHY SKOOMA
IT MAKES OUR BELLIES BLEED
'CAUSE WHEN WE RAISE OUR FLAGON
TO ANOTHER DEAD DRAGON
THERE IS JUST ONE DRINK WE NEED
NORD MEAD!
NORD MEAD!

Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead 'til you fall down
Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead warrior!
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

Quote from: Delthion on November 17, 2015, 03:54:49 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 16, 2015, 05:34:06 PM
@Del:  You like Tim Hawkins too? ;D  Some of his stuff is a bit irreverent, but I like most of it.  Like the one about Christian cuss words. ;D

I haven't found any of his stuff irreverent...but I haven't watched or even heard all of it. But yes, I do like Tim Hawkins.
;D
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Tiria_Wildlough

Omg!!! Lord of THE RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

rachel25

Quote from: Delthion on November 17, 2015, 07:02:01 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on November 17, 2015, 01:11:53 PM


That is definitely the scariest moment in the movies.
No, the part where Frodo is being storked by a giant tarantula and doesn't even know it is.

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jetthebinturong

That's because they don't have sound. It's so sudden in the actual film that it's terrifying. Only scary moment in the ENTIRE trilogy for me.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan