The most random thread ever!!!

[Jukka the Sling]

^ If that were to happen, then that'd probably be the last you guys would ever see of me.  'Cause I'd spontaneously combust from excitement.

The rights will never be sold while Christopher Tolkien's still alive, though. :/

[The Skarzs]

We shall collect your ashes and donate them to the set for special effects in Mount Doom.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
        Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
        University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
        making of this film.
        The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
        are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
        or history of any person is entirely accidental and
        unintentional.
                        Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

[Jukka the Sling]

*slams head against wall repeatedly*

[Cornflower MM]

Yeah. Definitely agreed, Jukka.

[The Skarzs]

Blarg.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

[The Skarzs]

And- *Suddenly, Emo Skarzs appears.*

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH LOTS AND LOTS OF DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH.

[Krantor the Brutal]

[Cornflower MM]

And- *Suddenly, Emo Skarzs appears.*

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH LOTS AND LOTS OF DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH.

As an emo soul I am offended by this. Real emos are not like that.

[The Skarzs]

I'm joking. It's supposed to be over the top.

[Ashleg]

The new member has an awesome name. Just...pointing that out.

And- *Suddenly, Emo Skarzs appears.*

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH LOTS AND LOTS OF DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH.

As an emo soul I am offended by this. Real emos are not like that.

Real emos go "POETRY POETRY POETRY!"

[The Skarzs]

Lol.

[a crumb]

real emus are flightless birds

[Matthias720]

Real emulators are run from the command line