Favorite Quotes

[Rainshadow]

  What are some of your favorite quotes?  Book quotes, movie quotes, music group quotes, celebrity quotes, whatever!  Some of my favorite are these:

  "I forgot my air guitar."

  "It's always darkest before dawn.  So if you want to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."

  "Ketchup is all over EVERYTHING on the inside of the van. On the floor, on the seat, on the ceiling, on my pants!! Ketchup City. On tour now."

  - Adam Young (Owl City)

  "Vig (Viggo Mortensen) used to call me 'elf boy,' and I'd call him 'filthy human.' As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'"

  "We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!"

  - Orlando Bloom

[Redwallfan7]

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For Narnia, and for Aslan! -Narnia movies

You can't keep a good dog down-All Dogs go to Heaven


I have more but that's all I can think of for now.

[psybox]

The entirety of "Still Alive"

The entirety of "Want You Gone"

"the cake is a lie" -Doug Rattmann

"I would ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken, and has schizophrenia" -GLaDOS

"The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you, please hang up" -GLaDOS

"I was researching sharks for an upcoming test.  Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?  Did you guess sharks?  Because you're wrong, no one but you is that pointlessly cruel" -GLaDOS

Since two of my quotes where actually entire songs, i might as well post them.

Still Alive.

want you gone, along with the rest of the portal 2 soundtrack.

[W0NWILL]

Teamwork is a bunch of people doing what I say. ~Unknown

I'm not being sarcastic at all! ~Meself

[Tiria Wildlough]

'Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'
~Mark Twain

[Gingivere Greeneyes]

"What is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil through great effort?" -Paarthunax, the Elder Scrolls, Skyrim.

"The story of a boy who became a man, by becoming a bear." - Brother Bear

"All the world will be your enemy, oh prince with a thousand enemies, and they catch you. They will kill you, but they must first catch you. Digger. Runner. Listener. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people shall never be destroyed."-Frith, Watership down.

[Skipper]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.-Lana Turner

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler

Can't help but laugh at all of these, Especially the last one.

[Rainshadow]

  Wow, I love the last one!

  "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission."
  -  Brom (Eragon)

  "The Bible says this life is really like a puff of smoke. I don't want to strive and stress and be anxious over a puff of smoke when I have eternity to look forward to."
  -  Newsboys, Shine: Make Them Wonder What You've Got

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

One of my all-time favorites...

"Whenever there's a time when we can't be together, keep my in your heart. I'll stay there forever." Whinnie the Pooh

I know more, but I'll add  'em later. 

[Rainshadow]

  "Geese may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
  "I'm going to legally change my name to Chris P. Lettuce."
  "Honk if you love peace and quiet."
  "Downhill. That's the way I roll."
  "It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either."
  "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
  "Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed."
  "Never take rocks for granite."
  "Ten thousand pairs of underwear were stolen early this morning. The police are making a brief enquiry."
  "Today I ran on the treadmill. Tomorrow I'll turn it on."
  "When a giraffe eats a sandwich, a little goes a long way."

  Hahaha!  Adam Young has good quotes lol.  You should seriously look up Adam Young quotes if you want a good laugh!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Hahaha.

[gorath]

"Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them"
"For Death and Glory"
"For Rohan. For your people."
-Aragorn and Teoden, LOTR TT


"What an odd sensation. It'll take some getting used too."
-Obi-Wan The Clone Wars


" So, I suppose I am on the 'good' list?"
" No, Darth Vader. I'm afraid you've been a bad boy this year.


"Oh Father"
"Oh Son"
......"Oh Father!'
"Get lost, this is my emotional scene"
-Darth Vader, Santa and Luke Skywalker in A  Star Wars Christmas Special

[W0NWILL]

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves! ~Bender, Futurama

(Don't really)

How are you? CUS I'M A POTATO. ~GlaDOS, Portal 2

[WarriorOfMossflower]

"You hit me on the head with a guitar?!" Kitty Softpaws, Puss in Boots

[Potato Head]

Some of the  Memorable quotes for "Redwall" (1999) which i will never forget.

LOL I ENJOYED WATCHING IT 

Cluny: I hate failure! There is only one punishment for failure.
[slowly unsheathes blade]
Cluny: What... is... it?
Killconey: Death! Death by execution!
Cluny: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't add two more heads to my banner.
Killconey: We'll try much harder next time, Chief.
Darkclaw: Yes! Definitely much much harder!
Cluny: That's the best you can come up with?
Killconey: We're not that good with words.
Cluny: Silence!