Favorite Quotes

[Jetthebinturong]

Zoey: My friends are gonna be jealous 'cause I'll be able to get candy and stuff whenever I want to!
Max: Ha-ha. That's true Zoey.
Max: Oh wait!
Max: WE MOVED.
MAX: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

Dad Puckett: Honestly, Max. You're not supposed to be so cynical until you're at least thirteen. Act your age, kiddo.
*They stop in front of their new house/store and the doors slide open. Mr. Puckett looks back at Max and Zoey with a huge grin on his face*
Max: What was that about acting your age?

Dad: You guys are gonna like the upstairs. It's way better than our old apartment.
Zoey: Do I get my own room?
Max: Does it have padded walls?

Max: Why didn't you wake me up? I missed the bus on my first day!
Dad: I got distracted playing with the cash register and am very sorry!

Sam: You spacin' Max? Do you like the house or not?
Max: Induces vivid nightmares, most likely due to slow leak of subterranean mind-altering gases. I fear for my family's sanity. Said fear unrelated to previously mentioned toxic fumes.

Collin: Wait a sec. A thought just struck me. We have no idea what this new kid looks like.
Suzy: I'll know him when I see him...
Suzy: ...'CAUSE I TOTALLY JACKED HIS FILE FROM THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

Suzy: Darn it, Collin, I'm a terrible journalist.
Collin: Woah, hey. No you're not. You're just a terrible person.

Suzy: I'm Suzy, and this is my assistant, Collin.
Collin: I'm more like a slave.
Max: Oh, uh... nice to meet you.
Suzy: I'll bet. Listen, I run the school newspaper.
Collin: It's more like a pamphlet.

Dad: You'd better be ready by eight o' clock, Zoey. In Mayview they send tardy kids to the MINES.
Zoey: It's 8:15, my bus isn't here yet, and you're a LIAR, dad!

Mr. Garcia: Second bell, kids. Time for class.
Mr. Garcia: But before that, we've got a new student - young Maxwell over there - so, like, don't bully him or whatever.

Collin: Pandora's Box, Max! You just ripped it in HALF.

Ed: Fair princess, should I die of beast or boredom, bury me with my CDs.
Isabel: I shall, brave knight. Godspeed.
Ed: Squire boy Isaac, do my homework while I'm gone.
Isaac: Aye sir.
Isaac: I mean no. No way.

Mr. Spender: Hrm. Well. Introductions. You know me of course.
Max: Right. Mr. Splendid.
Mr. Spender: SPENDER.
Mr. Spender: Ahem. Moving right along, this is Ed.
Ed: We've met.
Mr. Spender: Over here we have Isabel.
Isabel: Sorry about the whole closet thing.
Mr. Spender: And lastly we have Isaac, who is desperately trying to crawl his way up from his position as club mascot by undermining my authority.
Isaac: I will dance on your grave, sir.

All from Paranatural.

[Hickory]

"I'm tired of watching noble ideas being turned into weapons, and here we are, here we are at the mercy of a weapon that had been turned into a noble idea."

-Henry Deacon, Eureka.

"And intellectually, I know that you had to prevent me from saving Kim, but emotionally, I blame you for her death. I can't look at you without thinking that you're the one who did this, that you're the one who took her away from me."

"I wish there had been another choice."

"I know.

But the pain that I feel every day that she's not here, the the pain that you feel knowing that you're not gonna be with Allison, that you're not gonna be meeting the child that you were having together.

This takes all of that away..."

-Henry Deacon and Jack Carter, Eureka.



fallout 4 quotes

"We should try plugging you into a toaster next. Mmmm, fresh toast."

"It's nice that when I'm about to have a foreign object shoved up my  noggin, you find new, horrible ways to laugh at my expense."

- the SS and Nick Valentine

*character swears violently*

"Analyzing... American colloquialism confirmed. Probably of use by Chinese infiltrator: 0.3%."

- SS and Mr Gutsy

*upon seeing the USS Constitution on top of a building*

"I don't know what I find more disturbing. That there is a ship lodged in that building, or that there is still a ship lodged in that building."?
-Nick valentine

Nani ni shimasuka."

*Injects Psycho "FUCKING KILL"

"Oh, I'm going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers!"

"Death has come for you, evildoer
AND I AM ITS SHROUD!"

This is my pile of garbage, mean person.

LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. ENGAGING COMMUNIST THREAT.

[Feles]

"Now you listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, you take that to sleep with you tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. You don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the next day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give you a kiss, muffin. " ~Jontron

"Grain treachery. It's failed the best of men. " ~Jontron

"EHW! I DON'T LIKE EM! I DON'T LIKE GOBLINS! UWAAHHHHHH!" ~ Jontron

"Or will your hilarious death screams be drowned out by your hilarious death screams?" ~ Battleblock Theater Narrator

"Seriously, try talking sense into a cat. They just stare at you with their lifeless patronizing eyeballs for like, a couple of seconds and then they just walk away. And then you're like, "Don't turn your back on me!" And they're like "Myeeeah". And then you're all like "Pffbgbftt!" And then they're all like "Myeeeah" ~ Battleblock Theater Narrator

[Jetthebinturong]

Scientist: They're a bit like facehuggers aren't they?
The Doctor: Face... huggers?
Scientist: You know, from Alien.
The Doctor: *Raises eyebrow*
Scientist: The horror movie, Alien.
The Doctor: There's a horror movie called alien? That's very offensive; no wonder everyone keeps invading you.
~ Doctor Who: Last Christmas

[Hickory]

"People like you always want to be the hero. The problem with being a hero is, you have to be willing to die for what you believe in. If I were you, I wouldn't try so hard. You'll live longer."

-Blisk

"Weaponizing demons - for a brighter tomorrow!"

"Unlike everything else in your life, the work you do here matters!"

"You must understand, our interest in their world was purely for the benefit of mankind..."

-the UAC and Samuel Hayden, Doom.

[Skyblade]

"Doubt your doubts."

- a saying

[Søren]

"Dear Peter,
I know this will be hard for you, but I'm going somewhere good and nice. But know this: I will always be with you, my angel from heaven, my prince, my Starlord."
-Meredith Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy

[rachel25]

Basically anything Gandalf says.

[Søren]

"Q: Do you believe in internet friends? Why do you have to meet someone in real life?"
"For you to enjoy communicating with them. I don't think there's any difference really. It's good to have real life friends to tether you to the physical reality, but there's nothing lesser about internet friends.
DID SOMEONE TELL YOU THEY WERE A MYTH? Because forget that person!"
-Dan Howell

[Cornflower MM]

WHEN WAS THAT?

[Wot, wot!]

these are all great quotes

"And you who are still young, you students, I say to each of you, do not let yourself be tainted by that spirit of disbelief which likes to belittle everything... But whatever happens, whether your work succeeds or fails in the test of life, the most important thing of all, as one approaches the end, is to be able to say 'I have done what I could'".
~Louis Pasteur (one of the coolest guys ever )

[Gonff the Mousethief]

"Even a broken clock is right two times a day"- Tigger

[alexandre]

"Don't go repeating random quotes you see on the internet without fact-checking them first"

               - Abraham Lincoln

[Maudie]

"The greatest gift a man can give to another is the desire to know, to understand. Life is for delving, discovering, learning." -Louis L'Amour

[Lady Ashenwyte]

"If you say Your Mom your hiccups will go away."