Favorite Quotes

[Tinarandel]

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination." ~Roald Dahl, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[Thanquol]

"You're saying as if a family can only be made with blood relations. I do not think that is the case. A compassionate heart is what makes people a family. Blood does not help much in that regard. Love. It's love, Nanachi."

-Bondrewd

[asmodeus]

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo,"

an entirely grammatically correct sentence in the English language.

Broken down: Buffalo(place in New York) buffalo(animal), Buffalo(place in New York) buffalo(animal) buffalo(bully/intimidate), buffalo(bully/intimidate) Buffalo(place in New York) buffalo(the animal), or more clearly, Buffaloes from Buffalo NY, whom buffaloes from Buffalo NY intimidate, intimidate buffaloes from Buffalo NY.

[clunylooney]

"Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other."
- William Tecumseh Sherman.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

'Aah! The spider is mine!' — Fflewddur Fflam

[Thanquol]

Shen: "Not that. How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-- I scarred you for life!"

Po: "See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal."

Shen: "No, they don't. Wounds heal."

Po: "Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade I guess?"

[MathLuk]

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

-Clive Staples Lewis

A bit hypocritical... Staples? Really? No wonder he went by acronyms!

[Flib Bigboat]

"No! Don't go in there, please--"
But it was too late. The ferret brushed past her and disappeared into the Gatehouse.
Ripple followed, terrified. Why did this have to happen? Why?

- A random Redwall fanfic I wrote

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

  Elizibeth had the satisfaction of seeing her father taking pains to get acquainted with him; and Mr. Bennet soon assured her that he (Mr. Darcy) was rising every hour in his esteem.
  "I admire all my three sons-in-law highly," said he. "Wickham, perhaps, is my favourite; but I think I shall like your husband quite as well as Jane's."

I love Mr. Bennet's sense of humour.

...with the Bingleys they both of them frequently staid so long, that even Bingley's good humour was overcome, and he proceeded so far as to talk of giving them a hint to be gone.

Both from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Oh, my mom loves that book.

'All winter long, everyone had potato to eat, and eat, and eat until no one wanted to see or hear of potato again.' — Jamie O' Rourke and the Giant Potato


(This book is so funny even though it's just a picture book XD)
(Is it breaking the rules if I include the pictures of the people eating potatoes?)

[Tungro]

"Manipulation of ignorance is undoubtedly the most effective and prominent tool for all fields"

[Thanquol]

"You can't just walk away, Holland. You haven't heard the best of it yet.........You see, she isn't just dead....She's damned, Holland. Damned to Hell. I ripped her soul from her and it pulsed in my hands, milky white and translucent, and then I hurled down into the deepest sewers of the Afterworld. Just to hear it scream.

Such is my power....the power to condemn a stainless innocent to the Pit."

-Anton Arcane

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Pray, Master Barnardine, awake till
you are executed, and sleep afterwards.

From William Shakespeare'z play, Meazure Fer Meazure.

[Tungro]

"We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words." ― Anna Sewell, Black Beauty

[Thanquol]

"This...is our...first battle. This is our....final....battle. You claim...the Earth....for your own...Arcane. Yet you have not...one tenth...of the Earth's power. You...mock...God. You make...the world...worthless...with your lies. How...dare...you?!"

-Swamp Thing