Favorite Quotes

[KitrallStreamrippler]

"How long have you been eavesdropping?" "Eavesdropping, sir? I don't follow you, begging your pardon. There ain't no eaves at Bag End, and that's a fact."
-Gandalf and Sam, The Fellowship of the Ring

Sherlock Holmes: [on the phone] "Lestrade? We've had a break-in at Baker Street. Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance... Oh, no no no, we're fine. It's the burglar. He's got himself rather badly injured... Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured skull, suspected punctured lung... He fell out of a window."
Later...
"And just how many times did he fall out of the window?" "It's all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count."



Sherlock: Punch me in the face.
Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Watson: I always hear "Punch me in the face" when you're talking, but it's usually subtext.
Sherlock: Oh, for [goodness] sake! *punches Watson*
Watson: *now very angry, punches Sherlock, then continues the attack*
Sherlock: [being strangled] I think we're done now, John!
Watson: You don't remember, Sherlock! I'm a soldier! I kill people!
Sherlock: You're a doctor!
Watson: I have bad days!

[Rainshadow]

  I love those quotes!  Lol, especially the last two.  You're Sherlocked, too, huh?
  So, this is a quote that I love, but it's really a spoiler for the Sherlock series, so I'm just gonna warn you.  And I mean it's really, really, REALLY a spoiler, so if you haven't seen The Reichenbach Fall episode yet, do NOT read it!  It's a really big spoiler!

The Reichenbach Fall

"You... you told me once... that you weren't a hero. Umm... There were times I didn't even think you were human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human... human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you? told me a lie, so... there. I was so alone... and I owe you so much. But please, there's just one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me, don't be... dead. Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this..."  ~  John Watson

[close]

  That quote made me tear up when John said it.  Ugh, and I have to wait until this fall to see what happens next! 

[KitrallStreamrippler]

That's the only episode I have access to that I haven't seen yet. What is it? Does Sherlock die or something? You've now made me extremely curious, but I will hold out until I can watch that episode. Darn it, this is going to drive me crazy speculating what happens. All I know is that Sherlock has some sort of confrontation with Moriarty (who totally surprised me, by the way).

[Rainshadow]

That's the only episode I have access to that I haven't seen yet. What is it? Does Sherlock die or something? You've now made me extremely curious, but I will hold out until I can watch that episode. Darn it, this is going to drive me crazy speculating what happens. All I know is that Sherlock has some sort of confrontation with Moriarty (who totally surprised me, by the way).

  YOU MUST SEE THAT EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

It sounds really amazing, but I just haven't gotten a chance to watch it yet... I'll probably see it next Friday or Saturday.

[winifred]

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour aday speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study.

Teacher: Class dismissed.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

I was reading Witch and Wizard by James Patterson today at school. When I got to this part, I almost burst out laughing- during silent reading.

     "Turn into your natural form!" I wielded the drumstick again. "Do it! DO IT- I'M SERIOUS!"
 Boom! Lightning, sparks, acrid smell, et cetera, and lots of smoke.
 I waved my hand in front of my face so I could see, and it became clear that there was no more lion. But there was no Byron, Disgrace to Kids Everywhere, either.
 Whit and I looked at each other in amazement but also utter confusion.
 Then I heard low-volume scuffling and squeaking sounds over by the door.
 "Hmm," I said.
 "Hmm," said Whit.
 I don't know if my saying "natural form" had translated into magicspeak the way that "pumpkin" had translated into "lion", but clearly this was closer to the mark.
 Because Byron "Tattling Weasel" Swain was now an actual weasel.

Rainshadow:
I saw the Reichenbach Fall. Oh. My. Gosh. Sherlock... I cried when John said that, too. Then I saw him, and my first coherent thought was 'How did he do it?'. (My second was 'How could he do it?' Machine.) The whole episode was just too awesome for words.

[Rainshadow]

Rainshadow:
I saw the Reichenbach Fall. Oh. My. Gosh. Sherlock... I cried when John said that, too. Then I saw him, and my first coherent thought was 'How did he do it?'. (My second was 'How could he do it?' Machine.) The whole episode was just too awesome for words.

  Yep!  Lol, you should see all the people on Youtube, stating their theories on how he did it.  I watched one, and it sounded like a good theory, but to know the true one, I *ugh* have to wait for fall! 

  Now, my two favorite Anderson/Sherlock quotes:

Anderson: She's German. [Anderson says breaking Sherlock's concentration] "Rache," German for revenge, she could be trying to tell us...
Sherlock Holmes: [Interrupts] Yes, thank you for your input. [Shuts the door in Anderson's face]



Sherlock Holmes: Linseed oil.
Anderson: Not much use. Doesn't lead us to the kidnapper.
Sherlock Holmes: Brilliant, Anderson.
Anderson: Really?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot.

[cregga rose eyes]

THis is my Signature at the moment:

"I thank you God for this amazing day: for the leaping greenly spirits of trees and a blue dream sky; and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is YES." - e.e. cummings

[Romsca]

Wow that's amazing!  So true!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

"Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live." -Anon.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napolean Bonaparte

[Tiria Wildlough]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napolean Bonaparte

^^Haha, good one.

[Rainshadow]

  My new favorite Adam Young quote:

  "I've always enjoyed writing, but only about things that inspire me to think and dream. These are the things that are worth writing about."  ~  Adam Young

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Rabbit: (speaking of someone named Captain Albert Alexander) Well, he's kinda like if you took the Hulk and the Spider-man, and somehow mutated them together into one entity.
Spine: That's great! I've always loved the Amazing Incredible Spider-Hulk.

[Redwallfan7]

Saved by the Bell usually has some funny ones.

Here's some from the Wedding in Las Vegas movie. This was from a scene where Zack got a job as a male escort (because he lost all of the wedding money after being accused of stealing a car, and having to get out of jail) , and Kelly thought he was flirting with one of his clients he was helping.

Zack: Kelly, I can explain
Kelly: You're still the same Zack Morris. Flirting with another girl right in front of me. You're scum
Russian girl who Zack was talking to: I kick your butt!
Kelly: Oh, yeah? You wanna go for it right now? Come on!
Zack: Kelly...
Kelly: Don't touch me. I never want to see you again

(Later)

Zack: Kelly, open the door
Kelly: Why should I? I saw you with another girl, you creep!
Zack: She was just my date!
*awkward pause*
Zack: I mean, not a real date!

(when Zack and Screech are looking at the fast food menu)
Zack: Screech, I don't know what to do.
Screech: Oh, definitely go for the bananas and chips!
Zack: I'm not talking about the food, you idiot! I'm talking about Kelly
Sceech:Oh