Caption It! Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Rainshadow]

  King Arthur:  CHAAAARRGE!
  Everyone else:  What?  Charge?  But they're in a castle, and there's only five of us!
  King Arthur:  Um, I may want to rethink my plan.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The daleks are comin'!

[Dannflower Reguba]

First guy *gasp* "It's the holy hand grenade! Now we can defeat the black knight!"

Other guy: "Ummm.... Aren't we supposed to use it for the raving raven?"

Another guy: "Fool! It's for the Hare!"

WONWILL: "HEY!"


No hard feelings right?

[Tiria Wildlough]

NOOO! NOT THE DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

NOOO! NOT THE DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS!!!

Aaaaaaaaah! Who decided tae bring them back?! *hears a tapping at hiz windae and lookz tae zee zeveral Death Defying Beavers* AAAAAAAAh! They're back, and they're invading! RUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[W0NWILL]

First guy *gasp* "It's the holy hand grenade! Now we can defeat the black knight!"

Other guy: "Ummm.... Aren't we supposed to use it for the raving raven?"

Another guy: "Fool! It's for the Hare!"

WONWILL: "HEY!"


No hard feelings right?

None at all, in fact, I must of looked quite foolish laughing at the phone.

King Arthur: *gasp!* "The unbelievable, horribly, undefinable unbelievable and undefinable horror!"
*All the knights scream*
Knight in the helmet: "Ooh, a nickel!"

[Shadowed One]

King Arthur: Look out, it's a grenade!*gets blown into a million pieces* Don't worry, it's only a fleshwound!

[Rusvul]

Errr... that's the Black Knight.
King Arthur: Swallows...*mumble* Coconuts.... *Shouts* "I don't care about the darn swallows and stupid coconuts! Let me in!"

[Shadowed One]

Errr... that's the Black Knight.

I know, I just like that line!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Going off of Rainshadow's post-

Arthur: CHARGE!!!
Galahad: ...but it's got big fangs, and-
Tim the Enchanter: (offscreen) Exactly!

[Maudie]

Arthur: Aah! It's coming toward us! Attack if you value your lives!--Wait, where did everybody go?

[cregga rose eyes]

Arthur: "RRRRRUUUUNNNNNN!"
*random cow is flung towards them*
                     
((I watched this movie for the first time in March, I was laughing nearly the whole time))

[Ungatt Trunn]

Soldier 1: Do you think that they'll be able to capture us, King Arthur?
Arthur: Ha, they will, when Pigs fly
Soldier 2: LOOK! A FlYING PIG!!!!
*Everybody looks up in surprise at the flying pig. They are captured secands later *

[Shadowed One]

Soldier 1: Do you think that they'll be able to capture us, King Arthur?
Arthur: Ha, they will, when Pigs fly
Soldier 2: LOOK! A FlYING PIG!!!!
*Everybody looks up in surprise at the flying pig. They are captured secands later *

Hahahahahahaha! Good one!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

*random cow is flung towards them*

I love that scene! In fact, I love all the scenes that involve the French knights. (I also really like their attempt at a Trojan 'horse': "What's the plan again?" "Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh- oh dear. Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...")