Redwall bloopers reel!

[Redwallfan7]

Make up your own Redwall bloopers here. They can be mistakes that characters may have made in the books, t.v show, or audio

Here's one:

(Take action, scene from Martin the Warrior t.v show)

*beeps*

Keyla: With all of this.. wait, what was the rest of my line?

*beeps*

Keyla: With all of the.. um.. hmm.. ok, sorry *laughs*

*beeps*

Keyla: With all of this confusion, I can go eat scraps from the kitchen. (realizing his mistake) "ha ha ha ha, ok, sorry, I'll get it right.. I promise )

(The fur and freedom fighters)

*beeps*

"Fur and Freeedom!! (Everybeast trips over each other.)

[Rainshadow]

  Hehehehe!!

  *Loamhedge bloopers*

  Lonna:  [Shooting at the very last vermin]  "You cannot escape Lonna Bowstripe!"  [Shoots arrow, misses the vermin by a long ways]  "Well, maybe you can!"
  Vermin:  [Falls down he's laughing so hard]
  CUUUUUT!

  Martha:  [Being pushed by Horty]  "AH!  Horty!  You're going to fast!
  Horty:  I'm lettin' the ole skin'n'blister have some fun, wot!  [Runs into wall]

[Redwallfan7]

(Bloopers from Redwall-Chickenhound)
*beeps*

Chickenhound: This message is for the abesse's eyes, I mean.. urrgh

*beeps*

Chickenhound: This message is for the eyes of.. "ha ha ha ha, aaahh.. sorry. I'm killing myself. (wipes tears away from laughing so hard.)

*beeps*

Chickenhound: This must have.. is for a.. "oh darn"

[Rainshadow]

  [Redwall blooper]

  Basil:  "My name's Basil Stag Hare, and I like ice cream, wot!"
  CUUUT!
  Basil:  "Aw, he heard it!"

  [Mattimeo blooper]

  *Kids are chained up and walking*
  Matti:  "Ow!  You stepped on my tail, Tess!"
  Tess:  "No I didn't!"
  Tim:  "Quite shoving me, will you, Cynthia?"
  Cynthia:  "Oh, boohoo!  I didn't do anything!"

[Redwallfan7]

Slagar: I will be Muna Kellaris... Wait a moment, that's not right.

(Pearls of Lutra)

Grath: Run from me, hide *voice breaks* "everybeast including grath laughs*

[phoenixfoden]

this looks pretty cool.i will think of my own!

[Rainshadow]

  [The Legend of Luke blooper]

  Beau:  "I'm Beauhair Fethringham Cosfortingsol.  No I ain't, I'm... wait, wot was me line?"
  CUUUUUUT!

  Beau:  "Let's try this again.  I'm Beausol Fethringhair Cosfortingclair.  No, that's me second line."
  CUUUUUUT!

[PrimroseWarrior]

lolz! I can so imagine someone doing that!

[Redwallfan7]

Here's a funny:

(Skipper from High Rhulain cuts himself by accident with his javelin, and fake blood sprays out of his shoulder like  a fountain. Everybeast gasps.)

Skipper: Wait, that's not supposed to happen!

Director: Cut!

And another:

Martin: I am Matthias, son... (Realising his mistake) I am not Matthias! (Keylla, Felldoh, and Brome all start cracking up)

(funny things from the t.v show)

*Keyla crosses his eyes when the camera zooms in*

*Brome, Rose, and Tullgrew have a mud fight*

*Skalrag starts screaming randomly and runs all around the fortress*

It's officially time for: Crazy dancing!!

*the track everybody dance now comes on, and Everybeast starts doing random dance moves*

Keyla and the soldier blooper:

*Beeps*

Keyla: That's strange, I think it's cold, I mean, hot.. I mean
.
(everyone laughs)

[Dalek Fur]

(The Long Patrol)

Midge: My name is Midge. It was- wait, wait. Sorry folks. Said the wrong line."
Damug: *starts laughing* It's Miggo, not Midge.
CUT!

Skulka: *facing Tammo in the stream and stares at him* I forgot me line Gromal.
CUT

(Outcast of Redwall)
Sunstipe: *moving fowards toward the kestrel but trips and throws Swartt foward*
CUT

Sunstripe: *goes to move foward, but is laughing*
CUT

[phoenixfoden]

*martin thrusts sword into bandrags chest*
*bandrang jumps and yelps*
cut! that wasent the dummy martin it was bandrang!we were only explaning what you were to do!

[Trisscar]

(Mattimeo)

Mattimeo: Okay everyone, on the count of three, everyone runs out and starts attacking them.

*door opens*
Everyone: REDWALL!!!!!!!!!

*Cynthia trips and everyone trips over her*
CUT!

Basil: Ahoy there Matthias! What are you doin' up there, actin' like a bloomin' fish, wot? Wait, was it fish? Or was it bird?
CUT!

(Redwall)
Cluny: Who dares to challenge Cluny the Scourge-
Random Redwaller: I do! I do!
Cluny: I wasn't finished yet!
CUT!

[Dalek Fur]

(Pearls of Lutra)

Martin: So, yours wasn't the last name I heard, but here's the last name you'll ever hear. I say it for a friend whose kin you had murdered for a half-dozen pearls. Redwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll!
CUT! Martin you were supposed to say Holt Lutra! Not Redwall!
Martin: Oops

[Romsca]

(Martin the Warrior)

The battle inside Fort Marshank:

Martin: REDWALL!!!!

Director: Cut!

Martin: What?

Director: Um, Redwall Abbey's not supposed to even exist yet!

[Tam and Martin]

Lol!