The Manly Thread

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Tackles Verdauga and grabs crumpled paper* *Climbs up a tree and reads it* *Gasp* You plan on killing Skarzs, because he's getting suspicious of your plot to steal Teer's money?! *Takes a picture of the paper and sends it to Keva*

Seb, it won't work. Nothing you or anybeast else can do will stop me from loving my husband. If anybeast tries to take him away from me, it'll end badly for said beast. My individual muscles are stronger than your fancy hammer and my scales are stronger than dwarven armour. I have fury compared to none and loyalty like the forces of nature. I am a jealous beast and I will not share my husband's marital affections with another. Verdauga is mine and woe betide anybeast who tries to take him from me.

[Scott McLamok]

Thats one OP desctiption.

[lass of something much]

OP?

[Scott McLamok]

Overpowered

[lass of something much]

Teer is like that in real life, too

[Booklover]

*Tackles Verdauga and grabs crumpled paper* *Climbs up a tree and reads it* *Gasp* You plan on killing Skarzs, because he's getting suspicious of your plot to steal Teer's money?! *Takes a picture of the paper and sends it to Keva*

Seb, it won't work. Nothing you or anybeast else can do will stop me from loving my husband. If anybeast tries to take him away from me, it'll end badly for said beast. My individual muscles are stronger than your fancy hammer and my scales are stronger than dwarven armour. I have fury compared to none and loyalty like the forces of nature. I am a jealous beast and I will not share my husband's marital affections with another. Verdauga is mine and woe betide anybeast who tries to take him from me.

In short, do not mess with a taniwha. The dangers of messing with multiple don't need to be said.

[Kade Rivok]

Verdauga, I think Teer might be a yandere.

[Booklover]

A what?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Tackles Verdauga and grabs crumpled paper* *Climbs up a tree and reads it* *Gasp* You plan on killing Skarzs, because he's getting suspicious of your plot to steal Teer's money?! *Takes a picture of the paper and sends it to Keva*

Seb, it won't work. Nothing you or anybeast else can do will stop me from loving my husband. If anybeast tries to take him away from me, it'll end badly for said beast. My individual muscles are stronger than your fancy hammer and my scales are stronger than dwarven armour. I have fury compared to none and loyalty like the forces of nature. I am a jealous beast and I will not share my husband's marital affections with another. Verdauga is mine and woe betide anybeast who tries to take him from me.

Well, first off, wither or not you love your husband is obviously up to you. However, if he is found guilty of his crimes, he must be taking to justice, blah blah blah. Anyway, how dare you call Mjolnir a mere "fancy hammer"? *Hugs said hammer and pats it comfortingly* I do believe you've hurt its feelings. Ahem, next point, it's my job to spread chaos in the Cellars. You can't just take the one thing I've gone and stample it into the ground.
Aaaaaaand last, before I saw all of the amazing posts and topics that had evolved from the Shipping topic, I sadly already deleted the poll...  Oh well. I guess now, ya'll have to help come up with another one though.

[Verdauga]

Verdauga, I think Teer might be a yandere.

Just a little bit, maybe. I can survive that. Tsundere, not so much. 

[Kade Rivok]

I dunno man, usually yandere is a bit more dangerous than tsundere.  Far less annoying, though, as long as you stay on their good side 

[Verdauga]

Typically you're right. But we'd be talking about a tsundere Taniwha

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Verdauga]

Several of them, actually. I'd like to avoid painful encounters with such points if I can.

[Tungro]

Holly cow. This topic went from 6 pages to 175...