1,000 Ways to get rid of your dance partner!

Started by Kitsune, December 18, 2012, 03:50:59 AM

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Rainshadow

Quote from: Mattio on January 22, 2013, 10:20:00 PM
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Quote from: Mattio on January 22, 2013, 11:30:46 AM
43. Start singing Lord of the rings in 99 seconds really loud and really badly

To be honest I thought the original rendition was really bad.  :P
Are you joking if you weren't then watch out. I am the guy on the right of my computer

  Wait, what?  "I am the guy on the right of my computer"?  What does that mean?  Lol.

  44.  Insult your dance partner.
  45.  Start talking about the LotR in 99 seconds song, annoying your dance partner to death.
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Mattio

it means I have a computer to my left so, I'm on its right little riddle for the smart ones rain being set in a different group entirely

Martin the warrior

46 randomly scream I love Christmas then just scream as you leave the room
Apples is ripe when they are ready  
When pears is ripe they'll fall
What must happen will happen or       
it won't happen at all


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Tam and Martin

47. Bring out a can that says "Human Extermination.


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Martin the warrior

Apples is ripe when they are ready  
When pears is ripe they'll fall
What must happen will happen or       
it won't happen at all


To love, you must first love yourself

Kitsune

49. Make sure you seem really nervous and that your hands are very sweaty so you gross them out.
50. Guy: make her turn into somebody.
51. Girl: when he signals a turn, look at him like he's stupid and say "What does THAT mean?"

Leatho Shellhound

Quote from: PluggFiretail on February 16, 2013, 11:07:07 PM
50. Guy: make her turn into somebody.

Haha I first read "make her turn into something"!!!!

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winifred

Quote from: PluggFiretail on December 18, 2012, 03:50:59 AM
I got this idea from my dance classes and Winifred's 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.... hope they don't mind! Same basic rules apply, just don't get graffic or anything! ;D
I'll start...
1. Make your partner do a spin and while they're turned around hide behind someone.
2. Just leave and say you're hungry.
3. Ignore them.
...and stuff like that!
LOL This is awesome I can't believe someone didn't think of it sooner!! And of course I don't mind!!!!! ;D
52:when doing an outside turn pretend like he led it wrong and you strained a muscle
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

Tiria Wildlough

53. Act like you're drunk. ;D
54. Pretend like you forgot the dance.
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winifred

55) Pretend like you have the flu :P
56)try to dance over to your BFF and start the gab!!!!!!!  ;D
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

Maudie

57) giggle loud and obnoxiously, then burst out into an ear-piercing Hon Rosie laugh.
58) stared at them with a quizzical expression on your face for a while, then announce in horror, "you're one of THEM!"
59) smack yourself on the forehead and say, "just shut up in there, just SHUT UP!!"

;D
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Rusvul

Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on February 17, 2013, 03:36:54 AM
53. Act like you're drunk. ;D
54. Pretend like you forgot the dance.

58. Act like you're really really drunk. Like, it's a wonder you haven't passed out drunk. :P

Ferrousferret

60: Walk into the room on your phone, skwee, then proceed to tell evryone that you've been accepted on Dancing With The Stars & act like you don't know your partner anymore.

61: Cut out to order a pizza & be adamant about it.

62: Assure them that you know how to dance from your Mosh Pit days at Megadeth concerts.

63: Frustratedly correct every single one of their moves.

64: Tell them they're much better than your cat, then go into long, drawn out stories about said cat.

65: Act like you get movement sickness extremely easily.

Kitsune


rachel25

#59
67 say their feet smell
68 try to lick them but pretend that you don't want them to see what your doing
69 scream OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT YOUR BUM ON FIRE IN MY KICHEN!
70 ask them if toast is a awesome or just pretty
71 say a blind fish who had no eyes would be a better dance partner than them because the fish would actually have rhythm (spelling???)