1,000 Ways to get rid of your dance partner!

[Rainshadow]

43. Start singing Lord of the rings in 99 seconds really loud and really badly

To be honest I thought the original rendition was really bad. 

Are you joking if you weren't then watch out. I am the guy on the right of my computer

  Wait, what?  "I am the guy on the right of my computer"?  What does that mean?  Lol.

  44.  Insult your dance partner.
  45.  Start talking about the LotR in 99 seconds song, annoying your dance partner to death.

[Mattio]

it means I have a computer to my left so, I'm on its right little riddle for the smart ones rain being set in a different group entirely

[Martin the warrior]

46 randomly scream I love Christmas then just scream as you leave the room

[Tam and Martin]

47. Bring out a can that says "Human Extermination.

[Martin the warrior]

48 tell him/her Your noodles are burning

[Kitsune]

49. Make sure you seem really nervous and that your hands are very sweaty so you gross them out.
50. Guy: make her turn into somebody.
51. Girl: when he signals a turn, look at him like he's stupid and say "What does THAT mean?"

[Leatho Shellhound]

50. Guy: make her turn into somebody.

Haha I first read "make her turn into something"!!!!

LOL

[winifred]

I got this idea from my dance classes and Winifred's 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.... hope they don't mind! Same basic rules apply, just don't get graffic or anything!
I'll start...
1. Make your partner do a spin and while they're turned around hide behind someone.
2. Just leave and say you're hungry.
3. Ignore them.
...and stuff like that!

LOL This is awesome I can't believe someone didn't think of it sooner!! And of course I don't mind!!!!!
52:when doing an outside turn pretend like he led it wrong and you strained a muscle

[Tiria Wildlough]

53. Act like you're drunk.
54. Pretend like you forgot the dance.

[winifred]

55) Pretend like you have the flu
56)try to dance over to your BFF and start the gab!!!!!!! 

[Maudie]

57) giggle loud and obnoxiously, then burst out into an ear-piercing Hon Rosie laugh.
58) stared at them with a quizzical expression on your face for a while, then announce in horror, "you're one of THEM!"
59) smack yourself on the forehead and say, "just shut up in there, just SHUT UP!!"

[Rusvul]

53. Act like you're drunk.
54. Pretend like you forgot the dance.

58. Act like you're really really drunk. Like, it's a wonder you haven't passed out drunk.

[Ferrousferret]

60: Walk into the room on your phone, skwee, then proceed to tell evryone that you've been accepted on Dancing With The Stars & act like you don't know your partner anymore.

61: Cut out to order a pizza & be adamant about it.

62: Assure them that you know how to dance from your Mosh Pit days at Megadeth concerts.

63: Frustratedly correct every single one of their moves.

64: Tell them they're much better than your cat, then go into long, drawn out stories about said cat.

65: Act like you get movement sickness extremely easily.

[Kitsune]

66. Complain about them all the time

[rachel25]

67 say their feet smell
68 try to lick them but pretend that you don't want them to see what your doing
69 scream OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT YOUR BUM ON FIRE IN MY KICHEN!
70 ask them if toast is a awesome or just pretty
71 say a blind fish who had no eyes would be a better dance partner than them because the fish would actually have rhythm (spelling???)