1,000 ways to flunk a test

[Flib Bigboat]

177. Stand on your desk, and announce all the correct answers to the class.
178. Make a list of all the incorrect answers that you can think of.
179. Spill neon green paint all over the test.

[Booklover]

180. Write in mirror writing but also so messily that no one can read it.

[Flib Bigboat]

181: Write it in upside down backwards Cyrillic.

[WorshipTiria]

182: give it to a dragon

[Flib Bigboat]

@shisteer of nothing much

[Booklover]

183. Mistake a taniwha for a dragon and get your paper burnt (if you're lucky) or yourself burnt (if you're unlucky).

[WorshipTiria]

184: Commit Arsony!

[Booklover]

185: Being too nervous to have a conversation normally, let alone when in a speaking exam for a language you're learning.
186: Get so annoyed at something in one of the questions that you don't answer it.

[WorshipTiria]

187: Accidentally summon a demon during your latin exam.

[Flib Bigboat]

188. (You take Latin?) Wrap the test in a burrito, and then put it on someone's plate in the cafeteria when they're not looking.
189: Answer every question with a Princess Bride reference.
190: Aswer every question with a Ranger's Apprentice reference, and sign it "Halt Arratay"

[Booklover]

I think I did write a story with a lot of RA references in English once, although I don't think it was an exam.

191. Write a story... in any exam other than English (or any others you might theoretically have to). Yes, I know people who've done this. No, I haven't done it myself.

[WorshipTiria]

188. (You take Latin?) Wrap the test in a burrito, and then put it on someone's plate in the cafeteria when they're not looking.

No
192. you stab it with a sword.

[Flib Bigboat]

193. Give it to Kade, and tell him it's food.

[Booklover]

194. Answer the wrong test/part of the paper.
195. When given a choice of questions to answer, answer all of them badly (only one will be marked or if you're lucky you'll get the mark of the best of your answers, and the rest are ignored), rather than one well.

Once again, I haven't done these, but I know people who have.

196. Run out of the room in the middle of the exam screaming about the impending apocalypse.

Nobody I know has done that one, however.

[Flib Bigboat]

197: Put it in a cannon, and fire it at the whiteboard.
198: Answer every question with "I must not tell lies"