what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?

[mattimouse20]

How would you react if an elf walked up to you right now?

[Redwaller]

Cool costume! 

[Icefire]

What kind of elf? That would make all the difference!

[W0NWILL]

Hey, Legolas. I want your bow.

[Tam and Martin]

What are you doing

[Mattio]

I'm not an orc

[Rainshadow]

  "Hey, look!  It's a pretty elf!  Hey, pretty elf, can I use your shampoo?"

  Lol, no, if I met an elf, I'd probably say:

  "Uh...  Yo?"

[winifred]

"Lord Elrond, please write some moon runes on this paper for me!!!!!!!!"

Then I'd treasure it always

[Rainshadow]

"Lord Elrond, please write some moon runes on this paper for me!!!!!!!!"

Then I'd treasure it always

  Lol:  "Lord Elrond, could I have your autograph?  No, not in regular script, but in moon runes.  Please?"

[Mattio]

Yo bro can I has zat zere ring plzplzplz

[mattimouse20]

"hey short stuff! is santa paying you good this year, or are you a little short?" haha

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

G'day mate! (Why rezpond any differently, eh?)

[Captain Tammo]

I'd say...
"What's up with your ears?"
"Why do you hate dwarves?"
"Why are some elves really tall and North Pole elves so small?"
"How old are you?"
"Why do all of you have long flowy hair?"
"Where do you live?"
"Do all elves wear tights?"
"Why are your shoes curled?"
"What kind of elf are you?"
"Is Link an elf?"
"Then why does Link wear tights and have pointy ears?"
"Do you like smashing pots too?"
"How many elves are there?"
"How high can you count?"
"Do you really live forever?"
"Then how old do you live?"
"What do you mean this is too many questions?"
"What's your name?"
"That's a weird name!"
"So what that wasn't a question!"
"Can I wear your hat?"
"Do elves live among us?"
"Am I an elf?"
"We'll I'm tall... But I don't have pointy ears, curled shoes, amazing archery/toy making skills, long flowy hair or a weird name."
"Am I a dwarf?"
"So what I don't have a beard! Don't some dwarves shave?"
"Why don't they?"
"Ew even the girls?"
"Are elves and dwarves opposites?"
"Are there hobbits and orcs and wizards?"
"Do you know Santa?"
"Do you know Santa's phone number?"
"Do you have candy?"
"What's your favorite color?"
"Is Elf your favorite movie?"
.... And so on.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

If it was a short elf: "Hey! Could you join my D&D party? We need a halfling."

If it was a tall elf: "Please, please, teach me archery, and horse-riding, and woodsmanship, and how to write and speak elvish!" (elfish? elven? elfen?)

[winifred]

If it was a tall elf: "Please, please, teach me archery, and horse-riding, and woodsmanship, and how to write and speak elvish!" (elfish? elven? elfen?)

LOL
I believ it's elven, but ask an elf.