What the...

[Russano]

I know of no time named April for fools!  It is the spring season now!  No more lazing in chairs by the fire!  Make yourselves useful around here.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Don't you mean stripedogs? Keep this forum clean, cat....

NOW I see what I said! Upps !

[Cuthbert Blanedale Frunk]

Ah yes! Useful and bally well fit for the job a paw! Aye sah that's the bally ticket eh wot!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ah yes! Useful and bally well fit for the job a paw! Aye sah that's the bally ticket eh wot!

What !?

[Ceteruler]

hee! I was wondering what was going to happen today.

Today is no different from any other day, wot, wot. Well, h'except for the fact that we're here to keep you from being h'invaded h'again. Now straighten your shoulders, sah; you're slouching.

eh, whatever. *slouches further* I'm a dead and gone badger lord no one has ever written about.

[Redwaller]

I was scared for a second too...

[Sabretache]

Now that Lord Russano's long patrol has taken command, there is no longer any need for fear! Now git in line and report for trainin', or at least head over to the feast, y' blinkin' layabouts!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Now that Lord Russano's long patrol has taken command, there is no longer any need for fear! Now git in line and report for trainin', or at least head over to the feast, y' blinkin' layabouts!

Why!? Why do we need training!?!? It's not like vermin are coming to take over this Abbey....Are they?

[Romsca]

I'm a vermin! *takes over abbey in 0.2 seconds*

[Orinoco]

Ha ha, when I logged on to the forum today, I was like "What...what is this? Am I on the right forum?"
Well done, whoever is in charge of this prank!

Also, I'm a vermin, too!  *Joins Romsca in taking over the Abbey*

[Lutra]

All the staff took part in it and had a hand in designing what took place today.  Thank you for participating and not having a coronary!

[Cuthbert Blanedale Frunk]

Prank? I beg your pardon, this is no prank wot! Tis time to buckle down an' git trainin' like Sabretache says! 

[Lutra]

Just don't hit me with an arrow!

[Sabretache]

Indeed, sah! I rather thought we'd taken care o' that otter this mornin'..... *gazes thoughtfully at Lutra* ....perhaps I have underestimated you, laddie buck.

[Russano]

Maybe we should pick him up and throw him out the window.  That way he won't get in the way again telling everyone not to fear and be worried.  Talk about a head of pudding!