SERIOUSLY!? (April fools discussion)

[Buckworthy Crumshaw]

Might I suggest a trainin' session o' sorts, m'Lord? Master Sergeant Bann could do that, an' everybeast as able ought t'arrive for it as soon as it begins, an' that means not two flippin' blinks o' an eye later, laddiebucks!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Yes Sah!

Why, you vermin, o' course!

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE JUSKA TRIBE!!!

[Russano]

Those of Redwall need to be ready for any sort of danger.  They clearly are not ready.  Train them as you see fit while I think of a plan.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Training!? What training!?

[W0NWILL]

Really, you vermin blighters are thick. The Juska tribe and you are both vermin, we must be ready for both of you flipping blighters. And training the Redwallers in war, and all that thingummies!

[Buckworthy Crumshaw]

Just keep an open eye for Master Sergeant Bann, laddiebuck. Once he arrives, I'm shore we can get some bloomin' trainin' set up an' start gettin' some proper, Mountain-discipline and order around 'ere, wot wot!

[Ungatt Trunn]

But I already know how to fight! I'm Ungatt Trunn, the best fighter of all time!!!

[Buckworthy Crumshaw]

Well, you'll 'ave an ample opportunity t'prove that, laddiebuck. I'm shore we can arrange a tournament, duelish type o' event t'sort out the best fighters, wot!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Well, you'll 'ave an ample opportunity t'prove that, laddiebuck. I'm shore we can arrange a tournament, duelish type o' event t'sort out the best fighters, wot!

You mean an RP Tournament? Ha, I'd win, just by pinning everybody with my trident!

[Hon Rosie]

I say, sah, super wheeze, wot? A tournament! Whoohahahahooh!

[Ungatt Trunn]

I say, sah, super wheeze, wot? A tournament! Whoohahahahooh!

Oah, no! Not Hon Rosie!!! Don't tell me you brought your husband with you!!!

[Romsca]

Well... she did.

Tarquin L. Woodsorrel

[Ungatt Trunn]

Well... she did.

Tarquin L. Woodsorrel

You just had to do that, didn't you, Romsca?

[Romsca]

Yes 

[Ungatt Trunn]

WHAT IS THIS FORUM COMING TO!!!!?!?