Long Patrol Dueling Tournament

swift paw · May 12, 2013, 03:09:28 AM

*runs out side* *stabs a rat in the eye* who else wants some.

rachel25 · May 12, 2013, 06:59:33 PM

Me: Look! a flying squirrel!
*points at flying squirrel who has just entered though a smashed window.*
flying squirrel: hollow one and all I am squige the flying squirrel I have travelled for many days and nights to be here and now I want to fight some vermin.
me: sorry I haven't seen any vermin yet.
*horde of vermin come bursting though Abbey doors screaming warcries.
me: I stand corrected.

swift paw · May 13, 2013, 06:03:39 PM

*stabs rat in the ribcage* *smiles* you guys aren't so tough.

rachel25 · May 15, 2013, 02:33:01 PM

the Rat who had just been stabbed starts crying and shouting that it was unfair and that no one loved him. then a friendly hedgehog comes over and asks him if he would like to come to the gate house for a cup of tea.
Rat: OH! that would be lovely. Um but I might have to go to the infirmary first. *points at knife sticking out of his chest.*

swift paw · May 17, 2013, 10:03:19 AM

*keeps killing rats*

rachel25 · May 17, 2013, 03:51:44 PM

Rats call it a day and go home

swift paw · May 22, 2013, 02:03:12 AM

... that was wow umm ok

rachel25 · May 22, 2013, 05:30:47 PM

Me: Well I think those hares learned their lesson. Um why were we fighting again

Oh look a hare I'll be back after I hurt this hare. *Runs after hare laughing madly*

swift paw · May 31, 2013, 07:31:31 AM

-just watches- -not knowing how to respond to that-

rachel25 · May 31, 2013, 02:03:25 PM

*After hurting hare walks back to swift paw but then see's another hare and goes and attacks that one too*
Me: HHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hare: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cornflower MM · December 18, 2013, 10:39:57 PM

It's ridiculous! I do say the Long Patrollers are nice and everything, but they can't take over the Abbey! The Mods do a fine job of it!

rachel25 · December 19, 2013, 05:27:16 PM

OOC: WOW! This is old, no you had to be here in April to get what's going on. The hares took over the forum, it was really funny.

Cornflower MM · December 19, 2013, 07:13:24 PM

OOC: Oh, really? I tend to forget to look at the dates of things....Oops.

rachel25 · December 20, 2013, 04:25:48 PM

OOC: Don't worry, I remember this sort of died at 99 replies. I really hoped someone would make it 100 or more.

Cornflower MM · December 28, 2013, 09:35:34 PM

OOC: Haha

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