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Important Safety Announcment about Death Defying Beavers (Please Read)

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The Grey Coincidence

#195
September 18, 2019, 01:01:35 PM
'Death-defying' doesn't mean 'immortal'...
*Single-handedly wipes out the beavers swarming Sebias and Verdauga using the incredible powers of er- well I did something ridiculously impressive anyways*
Oh and for the record I think you can cause tickling via lightning- it might even be more powerful because you could send electric shockwaves through the brain of the beavers and into their nervous system, thus triggering a feeling akin to tickling...
Forum Physics!
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Verdauga

#196
September 18, 2019, 04:16:54 PM
*Watches Grey obliterate the beavers using his incredible powers of ridiculous awesomeness*
I must have joined after they passed them out...
Thanks Grey!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Grey Coincidence

#197
September 18, 2019, 08:19:55 PM
Anytime. Noone hurts my cook!
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#198
September 19, 2019, 02:14:44 AM
*Vatchez 'az ze Deaz Defyin' Beaverz defy und evade av attemptz tae kill zem*

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 18, 2019, 01:01:35 PM
'Death-defying' doesn't mean 'immortal'...
*Single-handedly wipes out the beavers swarming Sebias and Verdauga using the incredible powers of er- well I did something ridiculously impressive anyways*
Oh and for the record I think you can cause tickling via lightning- it might even be more powerful because you could send electric shockwaves through the brain of the beavers and into their nervous system, thus triggering a feeling akin to tickling...
Forum Physics!

Vhoilzt 'Deaz Defyin'' daeznae mean 'immortal', it daez mean zat zey can defy deaz. Ach... *Vatchez zem began attackin' viz zeir giant bulldozerz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Grey Coincidence

#199
September 19, 2019, 05:42:37 AM
Aha! I have a solution! They defy *death*, which means they can't die... apparently... which means the solution isn't to kill them. Say we freeze all of them, they won't die, sure, but they'll be permeneantly frozen and unable to do anything. Nerve attacks (Kung Fu Panda style never attacks anyways) would work against them and any other way of trapping or sealing them up would work.
*Whips out magic scroll and begins trapping the beavers within the texts*
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Verdauga

#200
September 19, 2019, 02:17:52 PM
Great idea, Grey!
*Uses mass paralysis spell*
There!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Grey Coincidence

#201
September 19, 2019, 08:53:52 PM
High five!
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Verdauga

#202
September 19, 2019, 09:32:59 PM
*High fives Grey*
Whoo! I'm outta here.
*Leaves thread*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#203
September 20, 2019, 01:02:05 AM
*Vatchez az ze Beaverz deflect av o' it viz toazterz* Ach again...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Kreg

#204
September 20, 2019, 01:21:27 AM
*Hugs the beavers*
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

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Jarky Thistlebrush

#205
September 20, 2019, 05:43:37 AM
Oh dear...
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#206
September 20, 2019, 05:49:27 AM
*Summon worm hole from under the beavers to send them (and Kreg) tumbling into the abyss forever*
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#207
September 20, 2019, 05:56:50 AM
*Watches as the wormhole is clogged with toasters, leaving almost all of the beavers unharmed*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#208
September 20, 2019, 03:40:31 PM
*Expands the wormhole ever so slightly so that the beavers get dragged into the abyss (with Kreg))
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Sebias of Redwall

#209
September 20, 2019, 04:38:02 PM
*Waves paws in the air in a confusing (Yet hopefully, somewhat awesome) looking manner, and uses Kung Fu Panda nerve attacks on all DDB*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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