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Awkward thing about Swartt Sixclaw

Started by Film Reel, May 25, 2013, 01:07:50 AM

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Film Reel

May 25, 2013, 01:07:50 AM Last Edit: May 29, 2013, 06:36:51 PM by Matthias720
I'm reading Outcast of Redwall, and I'm past the part where Bluefen has Veil, and I just thought...um...SNIP -falls in a hole-

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Maudie

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May 25, 2013, 01:21:02 AM
I don't think that is appropriate to discuss, the forum rules say no sexual or adult content. ;)
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Film Reel

#2
May 25, 2013, 01:28:03 AM
BUT. Sorry. It just popped in my head. Now I feel bad.
When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation.
You're a toymaker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball.

And whichever way he tilts it, know that we must be resilient.
We won't let them break our spirits, as we sing our silly song.

Aldeneg

#3
May 25, 2013, 01:36:45 AM
Don't feel bad! You didn't go into great detail or anything, so no harm done!  :)
And I'm not going to go into detail either- because I don't want to break any rules- but it's a natural thing... Awkward but natural.
Haha, I feel awkward just typing that!! XD

Film Reel

#4
May 25, 2013, 01:38:51 AM
I thought I was going to be shot down and laughed it. I love this place. But still. -flips table with book on it- Very awkward thought.
When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation.
You're a toymaker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball.

And whichever way he tilts it, know that we must be resilient.
We won't let them break our spirits, as we sing our silly song.

Lutra

#5
May 25, 2013, 01:43:38 AM
And why is it so awkward for a warlord to have offspring? ;)  I mean yeah, we know how its done and all....there wouldn't be any new enemies if there weren't any new young born to the vermin of Redwall.
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Film Reel

#6
May 25, 2013, 01:48:02 AM
I don't know.
When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation.
You're a toymaker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball.

And whichever way he tilts it, know that we must be resilient.
We won't let them break our spirits, as we sing our silly song.

Aldeneg

#7
May 25, 2013, 01:50:36 AM
Quote from: Film Reel on May 25, 2013, 01:38:51 AM
I love this place.
Yea, I love this site too! :D

Quote from: Lutra on May 25, 2013, 01:43:38 AM
And why is it so awkward for a warlord to have offspring? ;)  I mean yeah, we know how its done and all....there wouldn't be any new enemies if there weren't any new young born to the vermin of Redwall.
It's not exactly having offspring that's awkward. It's the in-between process. XD Of course, I'm still in that reproduction is awkward stage. Even though a lot of people my age aren't anymore.

Romsca

#8
May 25, 2013, 04:05:16 AM
Well, this is awkward, but Swartt, well... I just kinda thought he liked all of the female stoats, ferrets, and weasels in the vermin camp, if you know what I mean. Poor Bluefen. It was probably hell being married to Swartt

Maudie

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May 25, 2013, 05:39:01 AM Last Edit: May 25, 2013, 05:42:12 AM by Mask
Please don't swear, Romsca.

And I think that Swartt was like some of the evil males throughout history and the present, he cared only for himself and gratified his own desires.


Quote from: Aldeneg on May 25, 2013, 01:50:36 AM
Quote from: Film Reel on May 25, 2013, 01:38:51 AM
I love this place.
Yea, I love this site too! :D

Quote from: Lutra on May 25, 2013, 01:43:38 AM
And why is it so awkward for a warlord to have offspring? ;)  I mean yeah, we know how its done and all....there wouldn't be any new enemies if there weren't any new young born to the vermin of Redwall.
It's not exactly having offspring that's awkward. It's the in-between process. XD Of course, I'm still in that reproduction is awkward stage. Even though a lot of people my age aren't anymore.

I think it should be something to avoid until you are married, so I'll probably feel awkward with it until I am old enough to get married.
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Romsca

#10
May 25, 2013, 02:10:22 PM
Quote from: Mask on May 25, 2013, 05:39:01 AM
Please don't swear, Romsca.

I was using the word in context!!!

Quote from: Mask on May 25, 2013, 05:39:01 AM
Please don't swear, Romsca.

And I think that Swartt was like some of the evil males throughout history and the present, he cared only for himself and gratified his own desires.


Quote from: Aldeneg on May 25, 2013, 01:50:36 AM
Quote from: Film Reel on May 25, 2013, 01:38:51 AM
I love this place.
Yea, I love this site too! :D

Quote from: Lutra on May 25, 2013, 01:43:38 AM
And why is it so awkward for a warlord to have offspring? ;)  I mean yeah, we know how its done and all....there wouldn't be any new enemies if there weren't any new young born to the vermin of Redwall.
It's not exactly having offspring that's awkward. It's the in-between process. XD Of course, I'm still in that reproduction is awkward stage. Even though a lot of people my age aren't anymore.
I think it should be something to avoid until you are married, so I'll probably feel awkward with it until I am old enough to get married.

Me too, but at least I'm not really awkward about it anymore

CrazyPug37

#11
May 25, 2013, 05:53:18 PM
The thing that I found very awkward about that happening is that Bluefen and Swartt were hardly ever together, so how could that actually happen?  It would of been much more realistic if Swartt actually cared for Bluefen, and didn't shun her.

I don't feel too awkward talking about this, due to it being fiction.  (Or so we think it's fiction.)
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#12
May 25, 2013, 07:03:33 PM
Swarrt probably didn't care about Bluefen but maybe he wanted an offspring to carry his name- Just a guess.


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#13
May 26, 2013, 12:00:04 AM
Wasn't Bluefen a rat?

Leatho Shellhound

#14
May 26, 2013, 12:25:57 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on May 26, 2013, 12:00:04 AM
Wasn't Bluefen a rat?

No, she was a stoat.
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