The Topic King!

[Rusvul]

*Flies over wall, then drops three giant bombs, thus reducing the wall to mere rubble*
Sorry, I can't hear you, what was that?

[Tam and Martin]

You will never take our castle! FIRE BOYS! *Michine guns shoot bullets into rusvul's airship causing it to not fly!

[Rainshadow]

  Please, please, let us settle this like civil beasts!  No need for war!  Tam!  *Glares at Tam*  Why are you encouraging this behaviour?  You're supposed to be a leader, not a trigger happy fool!

[Rusvul]

*Shouting* WHAT'S THAT? TAM'S A TRIGGER HAPPY FOOL? AGREED! (Hehehe, JK)
And, did you really think the Endeavor would go down that easy? It's armored, duh!

[Tam and Martin]

Well so is our castle! And Rain, do you really think a airship pilot who just sent three bombs on our fort will talk peacably? Do you!

[Rusvul]

Captain! I'm the Captain of this ship! Leneat's the pilot! And why would I talk peaceably when I am winning this war so well?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah guezz regicide iz na' oot o' ze equation, nay?

[Redwaller]

General? With all due respect, Emporer, I would rather the position of Sky-Admiral. I absolutely hate marching along on the ground like ants. I rather would fly the sky, and rain incendiary doom upon the ranks of my enemies!

Agreed.

*The battering ram knocks down the gate and comes inside the castle. As it comes in, a hole opens in its side and an army of marlfoxes come and dissapear inside the castle.*

[Rusvul]

Ah guezz regicide iz na' oot o' ze equation, nay?

We shall not commit regicide! We shall kill the king!

[The Shade]

Ah guezz regicide iz na' oot o' ze equation, nay?

We shall not commit regicide! We shall kill the king!

*Silky voice* Do you require my services as an assassin sir??

[Leatho Shellhound]

I can be general. I will lead your beast to victory!

[Rusvul]

Sure! Blow stuff up! Kill the king! Assassinify him!

[Kitsune]

*sighs*

[BloodGullet]

*a large black tattered ship rides in on a cloud like a demon from nightmare and a voice calls over the railing*

Yo Ho me hearties, what is this?!  You put on a war and didn't invite me?!  Why, that's darn right inhospipibbible! I'll be havin' none of that! CREW! OPEN THE PORT SIDE AND ROLL OUT THE SIXTEEN POUNDERS!  WE"LL GIVE THIS PARTY A RIGHT SMART FANFARE!

*opens fire at everything*

Yar Har!  Now that what I calls a fine howdy-do!

[Rainshadow]

  *Gets a big megaphone and sticks a microphone in front of it*  *Hooks up giant amps*  *Shouts into megaphone*

  WOULD YOU GUYS JUST QUIT FIGHTING FOR A MOMENT AND THINK THIS ALL THROUGH?!?!