The Abbot is away!

[W0NWILL]

*sneaks into the kitchen and steals a scone*

Abbot Matthias isn't around to tell us to stop no more!

*runs out with pockets full of pastries*

[Rainshadow]

  Wait, what?  *Steals one of Won's stolen scones and starts munching on it*  Whaddaya mean, Father Abbot's gone?

[W0NWILL]

*Snatches scone back from Rain*

He's gone to Salamandastron or sommint!

[Tam and Martin]

Heeheehee da Farver Habbit bees goned! *steals a Candied Chestnut*

[Rainshadow]

  *Grabs stolen food from Tam and Won*  No stealing!  We should be on our BEST behaviour while the abbot is gone.  And I mean it!  *Glares at Won*

[Tam and Martin]

*sticks out tongue at Rain and runs off*

[W0NWILL]

Nonsense! You wanna cannied chesknut, don't you?

*holds one out to Rain*

You can have one, there's loads more since Abbot innit 'round to hide 'em!

[Buzz_Bumble]

Last one to the kitchen pantry is a stinky-faced, wobble-bottomed villun!! {starts running}   

[Rainshadow]

  *Chases after Buzz*  OH NO YOU DON'T!  YOU STAY OUTTA THAT KITCHEN, YA LITTLE RASCAL!!!  ()

[W0NWILL]

I ain't a stinky-face!

*tackles Rain*

Ha! That shows I ain't a stinky-face! Or a wobble-bottom!

[Rainshadow]

  Oi!  *Grabs Won by the ear*  Naughty, naughty Dibbun!  You aught to know better than to tackle your elders!    *Starts to walk Won to the pond to give her a bath*  I'm gonna scrub the livin' daylights outta you, ya little devil!  (  It's fun to be the responsible one here!  )

[W0NWILL]

Noooo! Owowowow! Me ears! Watch it! Hare ears are speshul thinks!

[Rainshadow]

  *Pull's Won's ear harder, pulling her into the water*  Well, that's whatcha get for knockin' over an unsuspectin' beast!  *Grabs bar of soap*  *Starts scrubbing Won's ears*

[W0NWILL]

Waaaaah! Don't! Lemme go! I has soup in me eyes! There's water down me wunnerful ears!

(The soup thing was a typo, but I'm gonna leave it like that. It's funnier.)

[Blazemane]

*Runs in behind Buzz_Bumble*

Quicka, quicka! While sissis Rainshadow bees busy inna pond!

...I founda bag of candy chessnuks!

*Reaches in and accidentally catches the lip of the the bag with his arm, spilling every chestnut but the one he grabbed onto the floor.*