Father Abbot!

[Dag Downyfur]

Here's how it works.

Player 1. Father Abbot, I found a spork!
Player 2. Use it wisely.
              Favver Abbot, I not need a baff!

Feel free to get random, and also you can use any Redwall accent, including Dibbun.

Father Abbot, I fell into the pond! I can't...mfffff...swim!!!

[phoenixfoden]

 can i hear somthing? Oh im getting old...

Father abbot! This habit is to big

[Buzz_Bumble]

Then you should get out of that bad habit.   *ba-ding-tish!* 

Father Abbot, there's someone sneaky villun tryin' to copy the "Doctor, Doctor" game!   

[phoenixfoden]

Well i asked the abbey doctor and he said its a relief to have people ask somone else!

Father abbot,theres fur in my soup!

[Matthias720]

I told you not eat it with your paws.
Father Abbot, you're talking to yourself.

[Faiyloe]

No i wasn't now where was I oh yes I need seven more of those flans and ill ... check up on the infirmary ... poor brother ... he's sick as a...

Eh father abbot when's the jolly ol' meal time round here eh wot, wot. 

[Dag Downyfur]

Once every two days.

Father Abbot, that chair tripped me!

[rachel25]

I shall talk to it.
Father Abbot I'm turning blue!

[Dag Downyfur]

Go sit in the naughty corner, you're supposed to be turning red.

Father Abbot, oi gotten bittened boi a spoider!

[rachel25]

Good maybe you'll be good now.
Father Abbot I've made friends with a hare and he's coming for tea

[Dag Downyfur]

Noo!!!!!! *trembles in fear*

Favver Abbot, I ated lotsa choklates!

[rachel25]

GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!!!!!
Father Abbot your habit's on fire

[Dag Downyfur]

......*too late.*

Father Abbot, don't take another step or you'll fall into Mount Doom!

[rachel25]

*too late*
Father Abbot I want to fly of the Abbey roof

[Dag Downyfur]

Go ahead! *pushes you off Abbey roof.*


Father Abbot, am i dreaming?