Tell me a lie

[brookeloveslotr]

I got this game from the Taylor Swift forum (which I'm also on). Basically, it's where you have to answer a question with a statement that isn't true. Each user asks a question. For example:

User one: What do you do when you get a new Redwall book?
User two: I burn it. Do you like summer?

ok, I'll start. Are you between the ages of 13 and 16?

[Rainshadow]

  No, I'm between 1 and 2, duh! 

  What's your favourite band?

[psybox]

Owl City.

Isn't it a happy occasion when someone you love dies?

[Sailears]

Maybe it is.

Don't you just love washing up dishes?

[rachel25]

well of course it's the height of my day 
Is a zebra not the best pet in the world 

[Sailears]

No, obviously a tarantula is the best pet.

Don't you just love freezing cold weather?

[Rainshadow]

  No, I absolutely hate it!  (Haha, I do actually love freezing cold weather.  )

  Would you care for a donut?

[rachel25]

No can't stand the things (give me donut now!!!!!!!!)
Is the weather the best thing to talk about

[Sailears]

Always.

10 cups of tea a day keep the doctor away?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

No, tea tastes HORRIBLE! (yum.... now I want some xD)

Can you stay away from these forums?

[rachel25]

YES (no)
do you like eating dog food

[Rusvul]

Mmmm... Dog food. Only the vegetarian kind, mind.

Don't you think that 100 degree (F) summer weather is great?

[Romsca]

YES! (I actually hate hot weather)

Do you want to visit Scotland?

[brookeloveslotr]

No, absolutely not  (Yes!)
Don't you just love spiders?

[Sailears]

Yes, especially ones bigger than a 50p piece. (actually I do love small spiders, particularly jumping spiders ).

1+1=2?