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[Sebias of Redwall]

*Arrives in topic* *Rereads pages* So its war, is it? *Summons Stormbreaker and Mjolnir*

[Verdauga]

Members
Only!!
Destroys
Society.

[The Skarzs]

*Unconsciousness is slowly turning into death...ness... but suddenly Kade's enchanted fork pops out of his pocket and blasts Skarzs away before ramming Kade's gut forcefully (with the non-pointy end), causing him to hack up the protein shake in his lungs.*  Ugh... why me....

*Prepares more protein shake from where I landed.* This will give you strength, Kade.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Unconsciousness is slowly turning into death...ness... but suddenly Kade's enchanted fork pops out of his pocket and blasts Skarzs away before ramming Kade's gut forcefully (with the non-pointy end), causing him to hack up the protein shake in his lungs.*  Ugh... why me....

*Prepares more protein shake from where I landed.* This will give you strength, Kade.

Most protein shakes take like dirt and tar blended together.

[Booklover]

Have you ever eaten dirt and/or tar?

[The Skarzs]

Yes, and they taste nothing like the protein shakes I use.

[Kade Rivok]

Prepares more protein shake from where I landed.* This will give you strength, Kade.

Not in my lungs it won't 

[Verdauga]

*Stands between Skarzs and Kade.*

Man, I wish this would matter....

[Kade Rivok]

Summon Thomasbane!  That can kinda do something to him!

[The Skarzs]

You can't stop me from nourishing you. It will put fur on your chest and all that.

[Verdauga]

Dude, do you have any idea how odd that sounded?

[The Skarzs]

*A smile slowly spreads across my face.*

[Verdauga]

Thing is, it probably did so IRL.

*Gives a maniacal grin.*

And just why do you smile, fffrrriend?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sits safely on the sidelines, drinking a soda and eating popcorn* Fight! Fight! Fight!

[The Skarzs]

I will make him strong and healthy.