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[Kade Rivok]

I'm an otterbadger now, far stronger and healthier than you can ever hope to become.  *Begins flexing in a mirror here too.*

[The Skarzs]

I will slap the badger out of you.

[Kade Rivok]

I, my friend, will dodge.

[The Skarzs]

But will you be able to dodge in your new form?

[Booklover]

*throws a paper dart at Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

*Though it seems nigh impossible, dodges even better than before.*

[Booklover]

*persuades a Ranger to capture Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

*Doesn't work.  It isn't that they can't find me, I'm very easy to spot, it's that I dodge all attempts at capture.*  Weeeeee!

[Booklover]

Waíse néiat! Try dodging that!

[Kade Rivok]

*Dodges magically, not needing to use words.*

[Booklover]

*explodes*

[Kade Rivok]

Now why'd you go and explode yourself like that?

[Booklover]

I can't tell you. It's a spoiler.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm amazed you could even reply in your current state.

[Booklover]

My current state might be being a ghost.