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[Sebias of Redwall]

Hehe

[Kade Rivok]

So how are all the members that aren't guests or mods?

[The Skarzs]

Hungry!

[Kade Rivok]

You should probably do something about that then.

[The Skarzs]

Always hungry.

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah... yeah, I get that.  Real bad, I get that.

[The Skarzs]

Everything looks delicious.
YOU look delicious.

[Kade Rivok]

*Flexes in a mirror.*  Oh yeah, I do.

[The Skarzs]

*Bites Kade's shoulder off.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Skarzs' teeth bounce off Kade's muscle armor.*  This forum made me strong by turning me into an Otterbadger.  Perhaps too strong.  But that is my identity now, and we must all live with the consequences.  *Continues flexing.  This action is, in fact, said consequence.*

[Verdauga]

Change him back!!

[Kade Rivok]

Nah, this is who I am now.  Before I was ambiguous, amorphous.  But now, I have form, and oh my what a form it is.   

Ok, I'll stop.

For now.  *Dun dun DUUUUUUUN*

[Verdauga]

 

[The Skarzs]

*Skarzs' teeth bounce off Kade's muscle armor.*  This forum made me strong by turning me into an Otterbadger.  Perhaps too strong.  But that is my identity now, and we must all live with the consequences.  *Continues flexing.  This action is, in fact, said consequence.*

The nerve of the boy.
I am the original swollness on this forum. I'm insulted that you think my veteran jaw and teeth wouldn't be able to sink into your measly shoulder.

[Kade Rivok]

Tut tut tut, my friend.  You may be the old swollness, but I'm the new flexness.