Faiyloe The Famous Fortune Teller.

[Rainshadow]

  Will the eyeliner and mascara ever come off of my eyes?  (Ugh, right now I look a bit like Captain Jack Sparrow with all the stupid stage makeup that wouldn't come off!)

[Faiyloe]

Yes eventual. (I sympathies.)

[The Shade]

When will I get a pair of bladerunning shoes?

[Faiyloe]

Right now.  *hands Shade a pair*

[rachel25]

Will my sister leave home when she's 18  (please say no)

[Faiyloe]

It is very likely.

[rachel25]

  WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what does G2G mean

[Faiyloe]

Got to go. 

[Norham Waterpaw]

Madame, what does the future hold for Charles Vincent Aeber St. Berges? (My pet Swanko-zilla)

[Faiyloe]

I would be able to answer that if I knew what you just said.  

[Norham Waterpaw]

A Swanko-Zilla is a genetically modified dinosaur that wears a party hat and dances to funky jazz music, and prefers vegetables.

[Faiyloe]

oh... I knew that. He will gouge him self on vegetables till he starves to death. 

[Norham Waterpaw]

Oh....I see

[rachel25]

will my guinea pigs eat all the grass I gave them today

[Faiyloe]

only if the grass is purple.