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Started by rachel25, August 17, 2013, 01:06:01 PM

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rachel25

Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 08, 2015, 11:35:23 PM
*Pops in* *Places cake in the middle of the floor close to a random cell for a random inmate to be tempted by* *Pops out*
*Amarith is captured by a electro net and put in a cell*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 09, 2015, 08:16:32 AM
*Staggers in with a bloody cheri katana* That's not TV, the guests are invading the Cellars. *Collapses*
*walks out of office covered in blood and holding a flame thrower*
The guests? Again. Great.
*disappears in cloud of smoke and reappears in armour with a sword and machine gun*

The Skarzs

You're ripping off your look from Oom.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

*Stops charging and realize I don't know where the guests are.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2015, 04:32:51 PM
You're ripping off your look from Oom.
Who?
*looks for guests to kill*

Vilu Daskar

*Walks Back In.* "I think I'll go fortify the outside of the prison."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

Good idea but where are the guests?

Vilu Daskar

*Alarm*
"I would say they just broke through the front door."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Gets back up* *Frees all the prisoners* ALL HANDS ON BOARD! WE NEED TO DEFEAT THEM GUESTS! *Gives everyone dawn cheri weapons* Dawn cheri is much more powerful than any metal in this universe, and it's edible too!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

rachel25

Vilu! Put electric shock collars on all prisoners so if they try to escape their heads shall be fried. Now, let's kill some guests.

Izeroth

 *Electrocutes Ash with evil energy*

  Not so fast!

Lady Ashenwyte

*Is electrocuted* *Decapitates Izeroth with dawncheri katana* *Collapses*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

*Charges at huge guest horde followed by my crew.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

*goes crazy and just starts shooting everything*

Amarith Waterspring

#1588
*Is in jail*

*Gets bow and arrows and shoots though the door at the guests*

*Electric band gets shot by Rach and breaks*

*walks out of prison and shoots Rach's gun so it gets jammed*

*Disapperates*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

rachel25

They never end! How? Where do they all come from?!?!