Redwall animals in real life

[Ashleg]

I wish it was me.

But then again, I was probably five or something and didn't even know what a "character" was.

[Maudie]

Come to think of it, this one time I saw a dead weasel on the side of the road. Which is kind of weird, since I've never seen any others in the area before or since.

Also, I have no idea whether weasels are indigenous to Utah or not.

[Krantor the Brutal]

One time, I was driving in the middle of nowhere, and the road had no traction so I ran over a squirrel... so I just thought to myself, It's okay, it's just Araltum Squirrelking..."

[Ashleg]

I liked Araltum Squirrelking.

[a crumb]

I liked Araltum Squirrelking.

how does it feel to be all alone?

[Ashleg]

Very good. Lots of personal space and food all for me.

[Krantor the Brutal]

I liked Araltum Squirrelking.

Sorry for that Ash, but Araltum is a "fool".

[Ashleg]

He is also "awesome".

[Jetthebinturong]

But... all he is is a simpering, pompous coward who literally does nothing for the entire book.

[Krantor the Brutal]

He does.

Spoiler

He gets the squirrels killed.

[close]

[Ashleg]

But... all he is is a simpering, pompous coward who literally does nothing for the entire book.

He made it entertaining.

[Krantor the Brutal]

He gave me feel like Doogy.

[The Skarzs]

He made me want to wring his filthy neck with his own tail.

[Ashleg]

As a king, I'll have you know his neck was probably very clean.

[The Skarzs]

Perhaps. But it won't be for long.