Purposefully bad Translator

[Ferrousferret]

This program runs anything you type through a number of random translations to turn it into something nonsensical. Type whatever you put in and what you got.

I put in: Demons in my coffee shaker
I got: Damn, I'm white

ackuna.com/badtranslator

[Kitsune]

"I went to the movies to see Iron Man 2."
"Video signal distribution."

[Tiria Wildlough]

Original text:

"Today I ran on the treadmill. Tomorrow I'll turn it on. "

...8 translations later...

"Today stumbling me on the treadmill. Starting from tomorrow."

(This is awesome, by the way. )

[Rainshadow]

  Original:

  "My washing machine eats socks."

  [Insert 35 translations]

  "Cleaning in Pantyhose"

  LOLOLOL!!!  I'm sorry, I just find this hilarious! 

  Aaand another:

  "Chocolate Muffins of Death."

  [Insert 35 translations]

  "Whole wheat bread is to die for."

  How does that have anything with what I'd originally posted? 

  And the last one:

  "Do you hear the people sing?  Singing the songs of angry men?  It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!"

  [Insert 35 translations]

  "I'm finally able to get folk song commencer?"

[Tiria Wildlough]

"I eat all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise."

35 translations later...

"The risk of golden egg sandwich"

Where on earth did 'risk' come from?

[Blaggut]

I like rice = PLease love us

The Bad Transalator = Pharmacy room

[Redwaller]

Original text: Teacups and pots!

(27 translations later)

For the car

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Original text: Hello there

(35 translations later)

Happy

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Original: Paste your text here

(18 translations later)

Add text to

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Original text: Redwall Abbey Forum

(27 translations later)

Forum of Redwall Abbey

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Original text: Scanners and Printers

(35 translations later)

Imprimant, scanner

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Lol! Funny!

[The Shade]

This has got to be  the funnest search engine! 

[Norham Waterpaw]

Hey there, are you dead?

To:

Die. Who knows.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Original text:

"Die, evil potato of doom."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... It is not very good."
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Original text:

"Dreams don't turn to dust"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"All service stations." (LOL! )

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Original text:

"This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.""

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's a warning. She said that it was the end. The fact is often incorrect."

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Original text:

"This is an odd play for the Trade Federation."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The United Nations."

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Original text:

"Hard to see, the dark side is."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's hard to find a place."

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Original text:

"I am a jedi, like my Father before me."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As the Pope on Thursday."

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Original text:

"It costs a fortune."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The money is not enough."

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Original text:

"If we weren't all crazy, we'd all go insane."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You will feel like an idiot."

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Original text:

"I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hamburger meat."

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Original text:

"Hey Hey We're The Monkees!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Goodbye Peru"

ZIZ IZ 'ILARIOUZ!!!

[Redwaller]

Whahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I laughed when I saw your results! 

Here are mine:

Original text:

"Hello there! I come from an unknown place."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"These are very popular. People do not know it."

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Original text:

"Pumpkins are flying in the russet sky!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

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Original text:

"Dogs and frogs, mice and spice, logs and grogs!"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dogs And rats, frogs and spices and as."

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Original text:

"History of Bilbo and Smaug the terrors of Middle-Earth"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Earth's average and terrorism in the history of the Bierbosh of Maog."

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Original text:

"Grammar is of extreme importance in every case of writing."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The process of with courage, it is very important, at least not in text format."

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Original text:

"Taking the small babe on his lap he tickled his whiskers. "Let me tell you how I fought a big vermin band that terrorized poor woodlanders." "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As a small child on her lap, thrown his beard. Chronicles and I will tell you how to do scare the bad bugs in large groups."

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Original text:

"For the King!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"King."

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Original text:

"Nord mead, ale, wine and translations!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Honey, wine, beer"

Lol!

[Rainshadow]

  Original text:

  "Please stop wearing those silly shoes!"

  ...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

  ". Please put your shoes."

  Original text:

  "Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking!"

  ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

  "Antispam and draining and mountains."

  I've been having fun putting Relient K lyrics into this translator. 

[Jukka the Sling]

"I'm an awesome person. You are not."
35 translations later (using Bing)
"That is a lot in common."

"Your clothes look terrible."
35 translations later (using Bing)
"Outfits, too."

This is hilarious!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Original text:

"HaHaHa!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cha-Cha-Cha"

Funny!