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Anywhere Is: An Anything Goes RP

Started by Tiny Jackalope, November 30, 2013, 04:34:02 PM

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Jukka the Sling

OOC: 'Kay. One of you wanna post first? I made the last IC one.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

BlueRose

The weasels squirmed and begged, but Anpan ignored them in favor of her thoughts.
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Jukka the Sling

Grinning slightly, Reina walked over to the weasels and began waving the torch at them.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Cornflower MM

Russina giggled at the look of terror on the weasels' faces. "Take a deep breath, go on! Taste - Or smell, rather - some of your own medicine, bullies!" She said.

Jukka the Sling

Reina thrust the torch close to a weasel's face, enjoying in a somewhat sadistic way his squirms and squeaks of protest. Seasons of hate and despair had given her a bit of a mean streak that surfaced on occasion. The ferretmaid was herself quite unaware of it.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

BlueRose

Anpan stopped suddenly, and then blinked owlishly. "Hey, uh, I was thinking... Isn't this  what always happens to the flitchaye? Like, in all the stories..." She looked at her friends. "I don't think it teaches them the desired lesson."
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Jukka the Sling

Reina stopped what she was doing and turned around. "Really? Why not?"
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Cornflower MM

Russina turned, accidentally smacking a Flitchaye on the head as she did so. "Whoops, sorry." She apologized to the runty weasel. "Hmm, you're right, Anpan. S' too bad they never learn."

BlueRose

Anpan shrugged at Reina. "Well, if giving them a taste of their own medicine worked, there wouldn't be flitchaye anymore." She looked at Russina with a grimace. "Somebeasts can't learn anything, annoyingly enough."

OOC: The only thing that bothered me much about the Redwall books was the recurring use of the flitchaye as a plot device, and how they were almost always dealt with the same way.
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Cornflower MM

OOC: Hmm, yeah. Okay. What do you suggest we do with 'em now?

BIC: Russina sighed, "Yeah. I mean, just how hard is it to learn not to knock people out with smoke and hurt 'em after the same's been done t'you quite a few times?" She asked rhetorically. "It makes you seem like you don't have any brain cells at all." She added after a moment. The Flitchaye she'd hit on the head made a protesting sound, and Russina simply turned, said, "Oh, do shut up," and clocked him on the head with her torch hard enough to knock him out. Turning back to her friends, the squirrel said, "Okay, as you were saying, Anpan?"

Jukka the Sling

Reina just shrugged and returned to waving the torch in front of the Flitchaye. She thought the punishment was a good one and would hopefully teach the Flitchaye a lesson. Already the fumes were beginning to take effect on the weasels.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

BlueRose

Anpan's eyes flushed red. "Kill them a- Wait, no. Not that. Y'know what?  Maybe we should just knock them out. No muss, no fuss, and no dead weasels."
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Cornflower MM

Russina grinned. "Okay!" Then the squirrel started waving the torch under noses and bonking them on the head.

Jukka the Sling

Reina did the same, but soon discovered that the head-bonking was unnecessary, as most of the Flitchaye had already passed out.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

BlueRose

Anpan bonked every flitchaye she came to, whether conscious or not, gleefully grinning as she did so.
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.