Random RP

[Faiyloe]

Faiyloe flounced in sat down in a pile of grapes and said "The only reason I am here is to tell you all that my white dress is now purple and that mice are eating my cheese," She said a matter of factly and then flounced out of the room again.        

[Ungatt Trunn]

"Deadmau5 is eating the cheese again, eh?" Ungatt said to Faiyloe.

[Faiyloe]

But she didn't hear him because she was already gone. 

[The Shade]

"Those grapes aren't meant to be there!" Shade muttered. "Oi bartender, get me some of your best stuff! I might as well go out in a bang!"

Suddenly a bar and a bartender were there. Then Shade got really annoyed, as he realized this was going to be his last post today.

"See ya Ungatt, and Faiy if you're there." he called, as he walked out.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ungatt scratched his head randomly. "I wonder were Faiyloe and The Shade got to...hmmmmmmaaaaahhhhh heck it." Ungatt then went to go ask Tam if he wanted to play Ping Pong.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Suddenly, Norham walked through the doorway, carrying catfish. //scottish accent: Aye, who hear wants sum Catfish to slap, eh?"

[Rainshadow]

  Suddenly, a wild Dr. Rainy appeared, carrying his flowery watering can as he sang in his awesome British accent, "Tiptoooe through the tuuuulips with meee!!!!"

[Norham Waterpaw]

*flashing lights and theme music* Suddenly, a wild Ratatta appeared! Ratatta used quick attack! Ratatta missed! Ratatta succumbed to Fatigue! Ratatta hurt itself in Fatigue! Ratatta Fainted!
*Doo-doodly-DOO!* You have gained 9 exp. points

[Trigoma]

Trig was already at the Ping Pong table.

"Well now ye rusty crab! Back in de woods they'm called me Table Tennis Trig!"

[Faiyloe]

Faiyloe flounced in to the room and sat down on the ping  pong table it broke under weight but she continued to sit there like noting happened "I Just came to say that your nose looks like a pineapple" She said Ring tossing pineapple rings over Ungatt's nose, "and this table is from the dollar store," She then preceded to flounce out of the room.     

[Rainshadow]

  Rainy and Rainshadow, who had been in a fist fight over who got to play in the RP thread, suddenly both perked up at the sound of Trigoma.  "DID YOU SAY KRUSTY KRAB?!?!" Rainshadow demanded, charging toward Trig.  Rainy quickly followed.

[The Shade]

Meanwhile, in a backroom, the entire wall blew open. This was followed by a confused-looking Shade.

"Darn, I thought this was a bank...?"

He strolled into the table-tennis room.

"Alrighty, where's the money? Hand it over!"

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ungatt Trunn just then got back from playing Ping Pong with Tam. He had won, with a score of 169 to 77. He then walked into the tennis room.
Alrighty, where's the money? Hand it over!
Ungatt was taken aback by this rather random remark from The Shade. "Eh, if you want money, Shade, why don't you go to the bank?"

[Trigoma]

Trig attempted to dodge Rainy and Rainshadow simultaneously but slipped on a banana peel that randomly materialized in front of his foot. Falling on his back he looked up in dismay at the charging party.

[The Shade]

Shade frowned at Ungatt.

"I did try to go to the bank, but somehow I ended up here!"

He realized he still held several stick of dynamite still, and quickly slipped them into his belt.