Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

THAT'S NOT A DANG WORD!

[Rainshadow]

  Both.

  @Rus:  It's from the movie Get Smart.  One of the characters (I believe it's George Bush, but I can't remember 'cause it's been awhile since I've seen it) says "Nucular", and Chief shouts, "NUCLEAR!". 

  Would you like some Girl Scout cookies?

[Leatho Shellhound]

  @Rus:  It's from the movie Get Smart.  One of the characters (I believe it's George Bush, but I can't remember 'cause it's been awhile since I've seen it) says "Nucular", and Chief shouts, "NUCLEAR!". 

I used to watch Get Smart!


Sure, a cookie is a cookie.


why am I excited about next week?

[Russa Nodrey]

'cause a crocodile ate your toothbrush.

How did my pillow get disintegrated?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because, llamas.

DDBs?

[Kitsune]

Cherry muffins of nothing!

?sdrawkcab gnitirw I ma yhW

[The Skarzs]

We both know the answer to that.

Hey, have you heard of *Classified Information*?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Yep.

Why do geese fly in flocks?

[Russa Nodrey]

'cause I live in a couch.

Why did the bar of soap slide down the hill?!

[The Skarzs]

Shivers.

Bilgeberry pie?

[Kitsune]

Bootstrap twinkly!

Plumbsy puddin?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Skilly'n Duff

Napkins?

[Leatho Shellhound]

a bird, watch it fly.

The seven seas

[The Skarzs]

I. . . gotta go. . .

Is there minerals in the toilet?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Because you lack poetry.

Why is there a piece of hair on my alarm clock?