Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[rachel25]

Ok, what you do is, the first person asks a stupid question, and the next person gives a stupid answer, then asks their own stupid question, and so on, and so forth.

Can my socks eat caterpillars?

[Blaggut]

No, they eat worms.

Does this curtain want to blow me up?

[Cornflower MM]

No, just stick a sword in you!
Do my ballet shoes dance by themselves?

[psybox]

Of course not, they need help from your best friend's socks!

Which is better, a box that looks like five boxes, or five boxes that look like one?

[The Shade]

Five that look like ten of course! Why does this parrot keep spraying me with petrol?

[Leatho Shellhound]

B/c you Car-Jacked his car!

why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Unimaginative]

They both start with R. Logic, of course.

If you have 4 pencils, and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

[Blaggut]

11.

Why am I shooting the floor with a spitgun (my creation)?

[Leatho Shellhound]

B/c the cat was walking over it.

Why did the sun rise this morning?

[Rainshadow]

  WHY DO YOU QUESTION THE SUN'S MOTIVES?!  DOES THE SUN QUESTION YOURS?!?!

  What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Blazemane]

European. Definitely European.

When lakes dry off and turn into ice, where does the water go?

[Blaggut]

Itnto the deep void.

Where do paintings come from?

[The Skarzs]

My face

Can I has knife?

[Rainshadow]

  If you can buy me a turtle, you can have my knife.

  Why do I eat my M&Ms in a certain order?  (Seriously, I HAVE to eat them in this order:  Blue, green, red, orange, yellow, brown.  If I don't do that, it just BUGS me!)

[The Skarzs]

Because. . . rainbows and chocolate.

Little birdy in the sky. . . *splat
Why'd you do that in my eye?