Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Russa Nodrey]

Totally!

Are cars fish?

[The Skarzs]

Is that your question?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Is that yours?

Why did the ceiling explode?

[The Skarzs]

Because. . . pineapples.

Can this be true?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yes.

Am I dead?

[Amarith Waterspring]

Half yes half no 

Can I eat a ladybug?

[The Skarzs]

Only mostly.

Did the yo-yo go "ho ho"?

[Russa Nodrey]

No way! 'cause if the yo-yo went ho ho, then it would explode!

Did the chair turn into a duck?!

[Kitsune]

Unfortunately yes, do to its overexposure to sunlight and vitamins. I am sorry to inform you.

Why did my hair spontaneously combust?

[The Skarzs]

Magnifying glass.

Why did I put the peanut butter in the mayonnaise?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because

Why did spiderman spontaneously combust?

[The Skarzs]

It's a rare and unexplained phenomenon, but it happens.

Can my pony fly?

[Rusvul]

Oh.

Oh?

[The Skarzs]

Ho ho HO ho ho ho.

Did I tell you to get off the dog?

[Rainshadow]

  I like turtles.

  When will my life begin?