Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[rachel25]

Don't ask!

Why?

[Cornflower MM]

Because revenge is me. (I got that onbe from your sig, actually.)

So, then. . . . . Hi?

[Russa Nodrey]

Charlie just kicked the bucket!!!!!

Kiraaaka?

[Rusvul]

Kiraaka.

Do you know where Rachel's sig is originally from? (And no, I posted it on the forums, but it's not me originally.)

[Cornflower MM]

No, of course not!

So, what's up with all the elephant decorations for a first birthday party being PINK?!?!?!?!?! Pink for a nephew is unacceptable.

[Russa Nodrey]

Uh...

The earth exploded?

[Columbine]

The earth exploded because I am so tired.....(Dang job....)

Why is there a Twilight topic?

[James Gryphon]

Because there are no fans.

Why did it?

[Cornflower MM]

Hey, hey, hey, you two! Don't dis Twilight.

Does it matter?

Why is the Num Lock light green, and not purple?

[The Mask]

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[James Gryphon]

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Are they it?

[Rusvul]

Yes.

Why is pink unacceptable for a nephew?

[Jetthebinturong]

(Gonna answer this seriously, sorry)

Because colours have been gendered since the second world war. The colour pink was originally a colour that denoted manhood but after Hitler started using pink triangles to identify homosexuals, it became an effeminate and girly colour and since then people have actually cared about what colours are manly or feminine when they really shouldn't, they're just colours.

Did anyone else know that?

[The Mask]

Nope 123321 divided by 789 is 4971398732413287.5411

Why was my brothers birthday party today fun for me?

[Spearfinn]

Because you ate cake

Why did I have 2 dead birds on my patio (which is right under  the window