You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

[Nightfire]

45: You ask your parents to let you have a pond in your backyard so you can fish for grayling.
46: You go up to your attic or other remote areas in your house to start looking for pearls.
47: You pick up the table in your dining room and yell triumphantly "Yes! I am as strong as Constance!"
48: Whenever you see a ferret, you call it Veil or Swartt.
49: You scream whenever you see adders.
50: You make yourself a sword, shield, and suit of armor, because you want to be 'just like Martin the Warrior."

[Martha Braebuck]

man...I do some of these things..how embaressing

[Matthias720]

51. You can't imagine life without October Ale

52. You decide to name your future kids Matthias and Cornflower.

53. You count the days until you're old enough to buy a real sword.

[Redwall Musician]

54. You can refer everything to Redwall
55. When your sad you think of Redwall.

[Matthias720]

56. Reading Redwall is a competitive sport for you.

[Redwall Musician]

56. Reading Redwall is a competitive sport for you.

^^^^ So true for me!

57. You look at people and think of them as a animal.
58. You lock yourself in the bathroom so you can read.
59. When your suppose to be doing chores you sneak off to read.

[rakkety tam]

60. you make a mini redwall and capture mice to put in the mini redwall and feed them scones for breakfast
61. you say wot wot alot
62. you name your stuffed squirrel that u shot sarobando

everyone of those things i have done

[Log-a-Log]

63. You start calling your hands paws

[Nightfire]

man...I do some of these things..how embaressing

Excuse me? Embarrassing? We LIVE to do stuff like this!!! It's awesome! I do practically everything here!

64: You name the neighborhood pikefish in the river after Stormfin.
65: You desire to find Loamhedge.
67: You always act like you are RP-ing, even outdoors in everyday life.
68: You wonder what the exact looks and dimensions of a Sgain Dhu are so you can craft one for yourself.
69: You actually forsake chocolate in order to have woodland trifle every evening for dessert.
70: You make yourself a checkered mask and cape and go around calling "Luna Stellaris! Stella  Lunaris! I am the Lord of Light and Dark!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

71. When you pick up a broom, hold it like a pike, and yell, 'I am Cregga Rose Eyes! EULAAALIAAAAA!'

[DanielofRedwall]

72. You start calling your food "vittles", "scoff" etc.
73. When you are walking to somewhere you start singing marching songs.

I am guilty of number 73, I occasionally mutter them to myself when I walk to school!

[Redwall Musician]

74. You talk about Redwall for hours on end.
75. You say best friend is a book.
76. You have been punished for reading Redwall, and not reading your history books.

Sadly I've done all of these.

[Nightfire]

77: You have memorized every single song in the books.
78: You have become a master of stealth in wanting to be 'just like Basil Stag Hare.'
79: You got upset when the 'Ask Slagar' website thing became derelict.
80: You call every church you see "Saint Ninian's" no matter what it's real denomination is.


I have actually done numbers 77, 78, and 79.

[Matthias720]

81. You quote from the series as part of your regular schtick.

82. You get others to quote from the series as part of their regular schtick.

Yes, I have done both.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

54. You can refer everything to Redwall
55. When your sad you think of Redwall.

74. You talk about Redwall for hours on end.
75. You say best friend is a book.
76. You have been punished for reading Redwall, and not reading your history books.

Sadly I've done all of these.

Yay! I'm not the only one!!
I was DEVASTATED when they stopped doing "Ask Slagar". Nightfire, did you ever actually ask Slagar something? Just wondering. I never did. Unfortunately.