Insane Asylum.

[Izeroth]

 *"accidentaly" turns off the lights to the asylum*

Alright! That should create a fair amount of confusion!

[Jukka the Sling]

Zombie piñata?! *Lights go off* AGGGHHHH!!!

[Izeroth]

 *whispers to Jukka*

Quick! Help me free all the inmates while the guards are confused!

[Jukka the Sling]

*Stops screaming* Okay. What's our first move?

[Izeroth]

 Well, we need to go to each cell and unlock it, firstly. After we do that, the chaos that follows will probably make it easy for us to escape. After that, I can steal a cellphone for somebody and call in my private jet. Once we're in the the jet, I can locate the island the empress is hiding out in and order it to be bombed, gassed, and burnt. All at once, for good measure.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Getz killed by "Gerbilz" on Zpore* Ach...

[Izeroth]

I got murdered by a giant bear thing when I played spore...

[Faiyloe]

  *Turns lights back on* Nice try *Telleports everyone into separate cells and telleports the keys to my location.* Resistance is futile. you should know that.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze keyz reappear in Faiyloe'z location, viz a zmav addition zat iz Cheese havin' ze keyz in 'iz mouz, vhich makez it a bit diffucult to get zem back*

Ach...

[Faiyloe]

really...  *Uses the telleportation device to telleport Cheese into a cell without the keys* Precision telleportation. 

[Izeroth]

Well, it's back to step one I guess. Has anyone got some matches?

[SilentSam]

Get MEEE OUUUUUTT GEEETTT MEEE OUUUUUTTTT

[The Skarzs]

Sorry Sam; we need to cure you first.

Well, it's back to step one I guess. Has anyone got some matches?

I don't trust you with matches.

[Søren]

I have matches.
*hands Izeroth matches*

[rachel25]

*teleports all over the asylum, throwing fairy dust wherever I go.......then sets fire to Sam's and Izzy's cells*