Insane Asylum.

[Dannflower Reguba]

       I already said I hate chili.

*Walks in with a fancy business suit and a diamond topped cane* I was once here among the poor people blamed with being insane, but after I won the court over with my sad story I was awarded three billion in recovery funds. I now own Mc Donald's and Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and this establishment. I demand these inmates be given better food and larger cells. I will be putting a million in cash into your bank accounts to do so. The warden and any employees will be given double their previous paycheck. Thank you. *Walks out*

       Skarz, would you like me to do something about this nutcase? (owns McDonald's, huh, over my dead body) Oooooh waaaait..... If he's a nutcase.... *nudge nudge*

[The Skarzs]

Yes: Hush.

[Faiyloe]

It is not your sanity which is in question.

Wait, really? Then why am I here?

Because We know you are insane no question about it. .

[LT Sandpaw]

Trust me, you don't want to try anything funny around me, not only do I have a literal army of lawyers, I am your knew boss appointed by myself of course, because I am governor of this entire region.

[The Skarzs]

You can't even spell correctly; you are mentally unfit to be the governor of anything. Get out of here lest I force you out.

[LT Sandpaw]

The reason I can't spell correctly is because it is very hard to type long sentences on an Ipod, second if you lay one of your giant hands on me and I will have you imprisoned in your own Insane asylum!
*Pulls out sword cane, from diamond topped cane*

[Dannflower Reguba]

       How disgraceful, typing on an Ipod instead of just talking to the people he's standing right next to! The nerve.... And if you threaten anybeast around here one more time, I'm going to show YOU a little trick I picked up in another thread.... Believe me, you don't want to find out what it is.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Raises hand* I wanna' know. *Innocent face*

[LT Sandpaw]

Ha I own this joint now and your paycheck so if you want your lousy money you back off ma'am!

[Russa Nodrey]

What, who, me? I'm just a random bystander, I don't even know what's going on.

[LT Sandpaw]

What! no not you get out of the way I'm dealing with some rebellious employees.

[Dannflower Reguba]

       That's it, I won't see somebeast who belongs behind bars acting like this. *closes eyes and breathes deeply, focusing energy* *when he speaks, it is with a deep, somewhat echoing voice* "You're going to regret ever stepping foot in here vile creature."

[Russa Nodrey]

Someone has issues.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Watches performance with disdain* Are you challenging me to a duel?

[Dannflower Reguba]

       *steam erupts from various points on his body* "Get OUT!" *charges into the intruder, both are knocked outside* "No point in getting rid of you if transforming would destroy the establishment." *in a flash of steam, smoke, and fire, the formerly average beast becomes a dominating dragon* "I give you but one chance to leave cretin, leave and never return!"

OOC: Oh my, the Cellars sure filled up quick, there are like, 8 users in this board right now