Insane Asylum.

Izeroth · January 20, 2015, 05:33:18 AM

*ahem* I hereby declare this establishment to be unlawful according to section 3A of article 10C of chapter 100 in the laws of the Irothran kingdom. I demand an immediate makeover (the wallpaper and paint selection are truly horrifying), as well as the prompt surrender and execution of whoever designed the furniture.

LT Sandpaw · January 20, 2015, 03:00:26 PM

I do believe there is no furniture in the asylum.

Faiyloe · January 20, 2015, 06:21:39 PM

Quote from: Izeroth on January 20, 2015, 05:33:18 AM
*ahem* I hereby declare this establishment to be unlawful according to section 3A of article 10C of chapter 100 in the laws of the Irothran kingdom. I demand an immediate makeover (the wallpaper and paint selection are truly horrifying), as well as the prompt surrender and execution of whoever designed the furniture.

We do not recognize that government as having any authority. besides the decor is quite tasteful.

Hickory · January 20, 2015, 07:23:24 PM

*sniffs* and freshly painted!

Faiyloe · January 20, 2015, 07:32:49 PM

yes I have been doing some remodeling, some arias of the asylum have not been finished yet. I don't exactly agree with the trolls sense of decorum, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. I't's not as easy as it looks. It was very hard to find a couch that boot looked good was comfortable and didn't brake when Skarzs sat on it. I'm still not sure I found the right one, I think it is starting to crack...

The Skarzs · January 20, 2015, 09:01:19 PM

Nonsense!

Faiyloe · January 20, 2015, 09:11:12 PM

*CRASH!!!* *Looks at broken couch...* ... see what I mean.

LT Sandpaw · January 21, 2015, 12:23:56 AM

Well no matter, I'm here for the annual health inspection that happens every *Checks list* Three hundred and sixty two years. Has this place even been around that long? Well I suppose it doesn't matter, would someone please show me around I have a long list, first is the kitchen.

Russa Nodrey · January 21, 2015, 12:26:49 AM

Ah, yes, right this way. *Leads LT into the kitchen*

LT Sandpaw · January 21, 2015, 12:29:24 AM

Well actually my name is corporal, and aren't you an inmate?

Russa Nodrey · January 21, 2015, 12:37:16 AM

Yes, Corporal, I happen to be an inmate, what's wrong with that?

The Skarzs · January 21, 2015, 01:15:31 AM

You're not in your cell, that's what's wrong. *Tosses Russa into a cell.*

Russa Nodrey · January 21, 2015, 01:19:06 AM

*Gets tossed* You know, I've alway wondered how you're able to do that.

The Skarzs · January 21, 2015, 01:21:26 AM

I'm a big guy.

Faiyloe · January 21, 2015, 01:23:32 AM

I don't know how long this place has been around... Troll's age differently so this place could have been around... I don't know.

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