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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Dotti Dillworthy

Still no Skarzs?! I want revenge! *pours a box of thumbtacks into the floor*

Vilu Daskar

*Is wearing shoes with metal soles. Walks to Kitchen to see if there's any food.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

Quote from: Groddil on November 08, 2015, 12:17:10 AM
*Smashes face against wall.*

"HATE YOU! WANT COMFY ROOM!"
Didn't ask nicely. And your room should be plenty comfortable, what with soft padded walls, nice padded bed and chair, and even a reading lamp.

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 08, 2015, 06:14:11 PM
Can we have some food? Me and Freddy haven't eaten in days!
*Gives Russa corn dog.*

Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on November 09, 2015, 04:17:24 PM
Come out Skarzs! Accio Skarzs! *points wand up high*
*Takes wand and puts Dotti in a cell.* Stop that. Now if you behave you can have apple bread this evening.

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 09, 2015, 04:23:58 PM

*Is still drowning in a tank full of jellyfish.*
*Drags Sandpaw out of shower.* You're not drowning in jellyfish, you were only bathing! Now use this towel and clean yourself up.

*Rubs temples.* Ohh, I go on vacation and this is what happens?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

*Is still walking to kitchen.*  Skarzs!
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

*sticks a jellyfish to Sand's face*

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2015, 04:43:20 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 08, 2015, 06:14:11 PM
Can we have some food? Me and Freddy haven't eaten in days!
*Gives Russa corn dog.*
*Eats half of the corn dog and gives the other half to Freddy* Can I have a glass of water, please?
Freddy

LT Sandpaw


SkaaaAAAAAaaaaarzs, Rachel is putting a jellyfish on my face.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

*ties a squid to Sand's back*

Vilu Daskar

*Wonders who is screaming.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

*ties river snakes to Sand's legs and feet*

Tiria_Wildlough

*runs out* I smellllllllllll BETTER!!!!!!!!!

Vilu Daskar

*Hears two people screaming.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

*Tosses Tiria back in.* You're going to hurt yourself running into me one of these days. Rachel! Stop trying to tie my lunch to Sandpaw; it's not sanitary!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

*Thinks Skarzs is ignoring me on purpose.* Skarzs!
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.