Insane Asylum.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

O_O

I... I... he was my friend!  *Begins sobbing.*

*stays very still behind the fridge*

[lass of something much]

*slowly faints from the pain, cackling 'till the very second of death*

[Verdauga]

*Hoses Lass down with a fire extinguisher and bandages the burns.*



EDIT: I swear, keeping y'all alive is a full time  job

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Hah!  )

*Is bored* I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored, bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*would direct Seb to the 'Come here when you are bored' topic, but is currently hiding behind the fridge*

[lass of something much]

*Hoses Lass down with a fire extinguisher and bandages the burns.*



EDIT: I swear, keeping y'all alive is a full time  job

My fire...You...You...YOU KILLED MY FIRE!!!!! *attacks Verdie*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fire?! What fire?! HELP!!! FIRE!!!

[lass of something much]

*drives spoon into Verdies' neck*

[Sebias of Redwall]

{Goodness, that's violent. 0.e Unless you were driving the spoon like one does a car...}

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!

[lass of something much]

*bashes Verdie with a rubber rat*

[Verdauga]

*Rubs the bruise on my neck and leans away from the swinging rat.*
Ow. Hey, can you not?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Getz zat odd look in 'iz eye* Did zomebeazt zay FIRE?

*Pullz oot a pack o' matchez, coverz av o' ze curtainz viz kerozine, loightz a match, und ztartz ze fire*

Major! *Laughz gleefully*

[Kade Rivok]

*Falls asleep again.*

[lass of something much]

*Rubs the bruise on my neck and leans away from the swinging rat.*
Ow. Hey, can you not?

{I'm not a rat! }
*tries to eat Verdie's footpaw*

[Verdauga]

(You were trying to bash my face with a rubber rat. It was swinging to and fro, not quite you. Besides, I know you're a cute li'l otter-squirrel-bird.)

*Watches Lass in befuddlement.* I mean, at least you aren't trying  to attack my hands or elbows, but i do wear shoes...