Insane Asylum.

[SilentSam]

Hello here is Samuel, SAMs cousin. I would like to apply for a job.

[Faiyloe]

What?! You got rid of the only things that I liked and replaced them with terrible things?!

Um... Well you can still have that stuff I guess..  If you want. I didn't destroy them or anything... 

Hello here is Samuel, SAMs cousin. I would like to apply for a job.

Hello there has been a change in ownership. You will have to discuss this matter with Scarzsles.

[Delthion]

Very well then, I would like some carrots.

[LT Sandpaw]

Ooh I'll take the fried rat, does it come with butter?

[The Skarzs]

Scarzs! What did I tell you about the fried rat! no more fried rat. Just because it tastes good to a troll does not mean that it is even palatable to the rest of us. e chicken tacos.  oh and the carrots with carrot cake.

Sorry.

Hello here is Samuel, SAMs cousin. I would like to apply for a job.

Hello there has been a change in ownership. You will have to discuss this matter with Scarzsles.

Mm, you can be janitor, if you don't mind that as a job. Just mind the sealed cell six doors down.

Ooh I'll take the fried rat, does it come with butter?

Sure; with or without bones? SORRY! Too much trouble to debone a rat. Hopefully you have very nimble teeth.

Sorry Faiy: he asked for it.

[Delthion]

Very well then, I would like some carrots.

[Faiyloe]

If they want it they can have it. This is what I get for trying to cook something nice.

[The Skarzs]

Not my fault the first to want food don't want yours.
Say, does this prove their insanity?

[Faiyloe]

*Thinks about that...* Yes.

[LT Sandpaw]

AAAAAGH I will be scared for life this is my uncle Baily I'm eating. He doesn't taste that bad though. *Continues to eat rat* No wonder I'm crazy.

[Izeroth]

 Please tell me that isn't a stoat fur coat you're wearing, Skarzs.

[The Skarzs]

Nope; I only ever wear mink.

[LT Sandpaw]

I wonder how this rat is my uncle because I'm a hare not a rat.*Shrugs and continues eating* Meh who cares.

[Izeroth]

 With genetic engineering these days, who knows?

[Søren]

I NEED FOOD